Damn that sh*t is stylish! It works the runway and folks runaway! This Furry and Googly Eyed Monster Jacket ate up that woman’s entire torso. I bet it won’t stop until it eats up those dolphin-toe shorts. She looks like she’s in a police lineup next other normally dressed perps and hearing some dude say, “Yeah, that’s the furry motha f**ker right there!” Monster torso is all the rage this year. And every year obviously.
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Makeup Artist Sticks Googly Eyes All Over Her Body
So this happened. Great googly moogly! This woman stuck googly eyes all over her face and torso. Her optometrist is gonna be very confused. My main concern is that all of those eyes are gonna strain themselves and need glasses. Or monocles. She’s gonna need to buy like 500 monocles.
Hey, you like to cover yourself with googly eyes? I don’t judge. Stick ’em on and shake yourself about. That’s what it’s all about. This and the hokey pokey. She’s like a rattlesnake shaking and rattling. You’ll put an eye out! I bet her name is Iris. If you want to learn how to do this yourself, you’ll have to learn from her and be a good pupil. Heh. Enough eye jokes.
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Watch Your Back: Gold Googly Eye Bomber Jacket
Great Googly Moogly! Watch your back when wearing this Gold Googly Eye Bomber Jacket. I guess it already is being watched. It’s all business in front, making you look all gold and sexy. But in back, the eyes are following you. And creeping out everyone behind you. If you have any stalkers, this should be enough to get rid of them.
Don’t worry about strangers eyeing you up. Your jacket is already doing that. It’s like a field of Googly eyed stars all free-floating in space. All looking down at your badonkadonk.
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Life-Like Baby Groot From Guardians of the Galaxy
Somebody paid $20.99 including shipping, for this life-like Baby Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy movie. I can’t believe I missed bidding on this! You supply the music and baby Groot will supply the dance moves.
Get Cleaned Up, Creeped Out: Flying Spaghetti Monster Vegan Soap
This Flying Spaghetti Monster soap is an amazing rasta-pasta at a supa low costa. Only $6. It is even Vegan. It looks like two worms grabbing a wad-full of dirt. Because that’s what worms do. They eat dirt and poop it out of their butts.
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