Enamel Cobweb Collar Points – Creepy Couture

Enamel Cobweb Collar Points
Dust off your collars you sexy goth girls and make room for these Enamel Cobweb Collar Points. So sexy. So spider webby. So on point. You get the point I’m making here? Oh what a tangled web you weave. On your collar. This is the sharpest looking thing to ever exit a spider’s butt. Unless it ate glass or something. You never know. Spiders are a weird lot. Anyway… That is some creepy-couture right there. A great axe-cessory. A touch of Goth if you will. (Usually a touch of goth for me ends with me in a sleeper hold and told to mind my hands.) Perfect for you mavins of macabre and frightening fashionistas. These points are on point. In a very pointed way. The Pointer sisters would approve. I’ve pointed the way to fashion. Now all you have to do is collar up with these Cobweb Collar Points baby. And I just pointed you right to ’em like a pointer dog. He heh. These jokes never got old. (Dusts some mold off of that last joke while you aren’t looking.) These things make your collar look like an old dusty house. In a good way.

Get you some style Goth girls.

Gothic Black Spider Web Rug

Gothic Black Spider Web Rug
I love this Gothic Black Spider Web Rug. But I already have one. You know how I got mine? Neglect and spiders. It’s easy when you never vacuum. Or sweep. Or mop. Hmmm. I just realized I’m living on about 2 inches of dirt. Some weeds are starting to grow. I’d love to be a kid and play a game of “the floor is hot lava” on this except rename it, “the floor is full of spiders”. Icky! I’m never leaving the couch again.

Weave a Decorative Web – Spider Web Bookends

Spider Web Bookends
If you want some Spider Web Bookends you can just let spiders crawl all over your bookshelf and make webs, or you can get these cool Spider Web Bookends. I prefer the second option. It’s less icky and you don’t have to worry about stuff crawling on you at night. These will look great in your Gothic inspired decor.

Women’s Spiderweb Bat Flap Jacket

Women's Spiderweb Bat Flap Jacket
This is a good look for all of you Black Widows. I know that you want to kill the dudes that you mate with, and I’ve resisted so far, but you in this Women’s Spiderweb Bat Flap Jacket is making it very very tempting. I’m gettin’ all caught up in your web is what I’m sayin’. Am I a fly? Did you put me in a cocoon? I only ask cuz I really want you to unzip my fly! Whoa, things are gettin’ hot up in here. Gotta go take a cold shower. You can find the matching skirt here.

Betsey Johnson Spider Web Crossbody Purse

Betsey Johnson Spider Web Crossbody Purse
This Betsey Johnson Spider Web Crossbody Purse is perfect for Halloween. It features gold-tone hardware and a creepy crawly silver-tone, rhinestone-encrusted spider. Be the queen spider this Halloween, or wear it anytime. You lookin’ good Lil’ Miss Muffet. You weave fashion like you weave your web. Uh… Not to say that both come out of your spider-butt or anything. That’s not what I meant. I mean- Oh what a tangled web I weave.