I love this Gothic Black Spider Web Rug. But I already have one. You know how I got mine? Neglect and spiders. It’s easy when you never vacuum. Or sweep. Or mop. Hmmm. I just realized I’m living on about 2 inches of dirt. Some weeds are starting to grow. I’d love to be a kid and play a game of “the floor is hot lava” on this except rename it, “the floor is full of spiders”. Icky! I’m never leaving the couch again.
Tag: carpet
Ouija Board Coffee Table And Carpet
Sadly I can’t buy this cool Ouija Board Coffee Table And Carpet design, but if I could, I would wait patiently for Mormons, Jehovah’s Witness’ and other assorted door to door creepers, and invite them in. Yes you can tell me all about Jesus. Sit and have some coffee. I’ll go brew some.
*Flicks switch, activating the ghostly voices in the hidden speaker system. Also grabs the remote control which activates the wheels I installed on the planchette. Watches on the monitor as I make it spell out G-E-T…T-H-E…F**K…O-U-T!*
They run screaming.
That was fun. Now to post it to YouTube.
Home Decor From Hell: Demon Skin Rug
This Demon Skin Rug really ties the room together. And insures that no one ever enters that room again. Sure, it’s dead, but dead bees can still sting ya. I ain’t takin’ any chances. Look at the tongue on this thing. And the teeth.
Check out the images below to see this thing all laid out on a covered hot tub. That’s exactly where I would put it too if I wanted people to stay out. It’s as good as a sign that says, “this hot tub is protected by Satan and his minions.”
It’s expensive, but the seller says that it can be purchased on “LAY” away. They made a funny. Which I would find hilarious if I weren’t so scared.
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