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Goth Teeth Ring

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Goth Teeth Ring
Have you always wondered what the tooth fairy does with all those innocent children’s teeth that she collects while she looms in the shadows of the night? She makes goth rings naturally! And parents paid for the honor! This Goth Teeth Ring is strikingly lifelike and set on an adjustable ring band that fits from a 5 to 10 size. Some dentist will buy this ring to scare children into brushing their teeth. Also coming soon to a mental institution and prison near year!

This jewelry has teeth. Get yourself a bite! It looks like a tooth flower. I am enameled with it. I mean enamored.

Indigestion By Cyriak

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Indigestion By Cyriak
I’mma need some Tums after watching this freaky and trippy video. It shows off a bunch of creepy mutants that live inside your digestive system. Many of which have teeth. I don’t feel so good. Now I have a stomach ache and I’m feeling all freaky. Thanks, Cyriak.
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Toothy Picture Frame With Eyeballs – Nasty

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Toothy Picture Frame With Eyeballs
Want to crush someone between the sharp teeth of a monster? A monster with many eyes? Just put their picture in this Toothy Picture Frame With Eyeballs and pretend that they are being chewed for all eternity. You know, if that’s your thing. I’m not sure how this beast brushes its teeth. It probably just cleans its teeth with the bones of those in the picture.

Teeth Brooch – Brooch Your Teeth Kids

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Teeth Brooch - Brooch Your Teeth Kids
Check out this gummy and toothy Teeth Brooch. Wear this during your next dental visit for a really great conversation. Your dentist may even give them a free brushing and cleaning. It’s so toothy and teethy. Technically, when you’re wearing this, you’re teething. So congrats on being a baby again.