This Coin Cavity Purse will try to bite you every time you put change in or take change out. Plus obsessive compulsives will have to brush and floss these pearly whites every time they open it. That’s a nice set of chompers. You know how you hate that old lady who is always holding up the checkout line cuz she’s paying in change? Now you can be that person, except others won’t be pissed off at you, they’ll be scared. Of you and for you. And I don’t blame them.
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Got A Light? – Brains and Teeth Flip Lighters
Hey man, got a light? Thanks man I- WTF dude! What is that thing? These Brains and Teeth Flip Lighters are nasty and that’s how we like ’em. Give someone a light and a fright. Having a disgusting lighter is one way to quit smoking. Those are some nice pearly whites. Not! You can choose from one that has a brain and teeth and another that has just teeth in black and gold.
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Garage Teeth Kit For Your House Of Horrors
This Garage Teeth Kit turns your garage into a Monster Garage. One that eats cars and taunts the neighbors. Perfect for Halloween. Hell, I’d keep this up year round. People gotta know how hungry my garage is. Add some eyes to windows above the garage for an extra scary look. My garage demands a sacrifice!
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Zombie Toilet Paper Art Sculpture – The Wiping Dead
Wow. Zombie Toilet Paper Art Sculpture. I don’t know anything about art, but I know what I like. And this ain’t it. I had no idea that ZP was such a problem, but apparently the torn anuses and tattered taints of a thousand victims tell another story. No way. If this is all I have, I ain’t wiping. I’ll just have mud-butt thank you.
Beware the wiping dead. Squeeze the Charmin? This Charmin squeezes you! With teeth!
The Heels Have Eyes – Monster Shoes – Peep Toe
I’ve had my eyes on these shoes for a long time. Looks like I ain’t the only one. Everybody’s got their eyes on these Monster Shoes. And they’re all googly. Just a bunch of googly eyes and teeth. Do you like ’em? I only ask cuz beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Really, you like ’em? Cool. The eyes have it. All eyes will be on you when you wear these. No, for real.