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Memento Mori Skull Watches

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Memento Mori Skull Watches
These awesome Memento Mori Skull Watches are designed by Swiss watch designer Fiona Krüger. No relation to Freddy. I think. They might be distant cousins who may have had a falling out, but that’s beside the point and I’ve said too much. Krüger came up with the idea in 2011 while she was a student at the ECAL art school in Switzerland. Now Krüger has her own independent design company and an ongoing line of Fiona Krüger brand Skull watches. Pretty cool.

I wish I had a fancy line of watches like Krüger. Or even like that guy on the street with watches up and down both arms who wants to give me a deal every day. The inside of his coat is lined with necklaces too. I really admire that guy. Who needs a storefront?
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Black Octopus Victorian Style Pocket Watch Necklace

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Black Octopus Victorian Style Pocket Watch
It’s always tentacle time when you wear this Black Octopus Victorian Style Pocket Watch Necklace around your neck. Is it ten-tacle past five yet? I have an important appointment. Funny behind the scenes fact: At first I typed “I have an impotent appointment.” But that isn’t true. I can assure you that everything is working fine here. I repeat I AM NOT seeing a wiener doctor because my Ballpark frank is stuck in cocktail weenie mode. Glad we could clear that up.

So anyway, this is a sweet ass pocket watch with an octopus. That you can wear around your neck. Pry open those tentacles and you get to see the time even. We live in an amazing time. I mean, hell, doctors these days can cure anything- No, I didn’t mean- Trust me, I’m all good down there. But if I wasn’t, it would only happen that one time. Perfectly normal!
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