This Human Skull in Rusted Metal Cage is the perfect rustic accessory to decorate your macabre mansion. Just hang it up anywhere. Reminds me of that time I got my head stuck in a metal stair railing. If the paramedics had left me, this is what I would have looked like. That’s what happens. You get stuck somewhere and you become a decoration. Like this poor guy. He probably just stuck his head in there cuz he saw a gummi bear or something. Now he’s Gothic Chic. Yeah, just snap his neck off and sell him on Etsy.
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Rib Cage Chain With Skeleton Cameo
Nice ribs! I hear protective boob wear is all the rage now that Wonder Woman has a movie, but this Rib Cage Chain With Skeleton Cameo isn’t going to protect any Warrior Princesses. It does accentuate your rack pretty nicely though. I’m just ribbing ya. That was crude. Ya might say that joke was a bust. This boob-cage is like a decorative outer-wire bra. I like it. Best rack of rib I’ve seen all day and I just got back from the butcher’s shop. At least I think I went today. My mammary is not what it used to be. I prefer my boobs free range though, not all cooped up in a cage. They need to run wild, even if it’s a bit nippy outside.
Imprison Your Cell Phone In This Cell Phone Cage
In this connected world that we live in sometimes you have to force yourself to break away from Facebook, Snapchat and the like, and spend some time having actual face to face communication. And since we all have zero willpower, that means you have to lock up your phones in a maximum security prison.
That’s what this cell phone cage is all about. You can lock multiple phones in this jail for up to 60 minutes at a time. It even has little bunks they can sleep on. When the time expires, it will play silly audio like “Justice is served, power up!”, “You are now free to phone”, and “It’s time to rejoin digital society”. And if it’s opened an alarm will sound.
Oh so you are texting in the middle of my story about how I got a sweet deal at the store? You have to take that call now do you? Right when we are in the middle of a board game? Your phone is incarcerated pal! This time with no possibility of parole!
Your phone now has a 30 day sentence. I found a micro SD shiv on the top bunk and the Samsung in the bunk below has a scratch.
Life Size Weird Al Yankovic Tortured In A Cage
Holy UHF! Somebody has a problem with song parodies! This life sized horror prop can only be Weird Al Yankovic. You’re not making fun of other people’s music now, are ya punk? I wonder which disgruntled artist locked him up and started working him over? Probably Madonna.
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