Alien Ties Dress For Alien Abduction Success
Now we join an alien abduction already in progress…

“Beeble-brix zat-sylum kubri-saq.” Nudges his alien buddy and points at the Alien Tie the victim is wearing.

“Axl-herkl Haw-gab nee-srink!” *LOL* Which translates to, “He worships us. This one deserves extra lube!”

Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.