Checkmate! More like check pulse. You won’t find any. My dead army just beat your dead army. And if both armies are dead, what the hell is even the point? The Taxidermy Mouse Chess Set lets you play the classic game with a bunch of dead, but very well dressed mice. Sounds like a fun way to keep others away. That reminds me, I have to go check my traps so I can complete my own set.
Author: Artemis Winterford
Zombie Horror Dolls Seance Scene
What the hell? Please watch your kids people. Otherwise, this happens! This Zombie Horror Dolls Seance Scene could be going on in your house right now if your kids are unsupervised. They start messing with the dead, having a seance and the next thing you know your kids are zombies from hell, dressed in black cult pajamas and burning your shit down with candles. The 3 Stooges of terror.
Black Raven Journal
Those interested in ravens and all things magical will love this Black Raven Journal, which is bound to be a unique addition to your bookshelf. Each book is impressively handcrafted using a range of different materials, simulating the textures of tree bark, bones and other creepy things. I know, I love it already. The rustic and olde-worlde finish brings a real sense of character to the item, almost as if it were taken straight out of some wizard’s office. Use it as a diary, or perhaps a log of spells for those budding witches.
Bat Wing Coffin Necklaces
If you’re looking for that unique and mysterious addition to your outfit, then this could be the finishing touch that you’re after. Bat Wing Coffin Necklaces come in a range of different colors, from shiny black to bright orange cat’s eyes. Each pendant has been expertly handcrafted, and don’t worry, they won’t fly away. Bats and coffins, together at last as the ultimate accessory.
Give A Hoot – Creepy Owl Masks
Each Halloween, people are always looking for creepier ways to freak their friends and family out, whether it be dressing up as killer clowns or using crazy makeup to look like the undead. These owl masks are creepy as hell. They look like an owl cult that wants to capture me and do rituals, but not before pecking me to death with their beaks. Imagine coming face to face with this down a dark alleyway. Catch your friends by surprise this Halloween by popping on this disturbing mask, maybe even throw in some sound effects to go with it. These quirky masks are hand made, lightweight, and adjustable and comfortable to wear.