Checkmate! More like check pulse. You won’t find any. My dead army just beat your dead army. And if both armies are dead, what the hell is even the point? The Taxidermy Mouse Chess Set lets you play the classic game with a bunch of dead, but very well dressed mice. Sounds like a fun way to keep others away. That reminds me, I have to go check my traps so I can complete my own set.
Tag: rats
Rat Crucifix Held Together By Octopus Tentacles With Machine Guns
Are you as confused as I am? This Rat Crucifix Held Together By Octopus Tentacles With Machine Guns is pretty rat-icle. Is it about rats against violence? Octopi against rats doing violence? Rats against Octopus enslavement? I just don’t get what you’re trying to say. As a crucifix I’m pretty sure it would ward off something, I just have no idea what.
All I can say is, stay off the drugs kids. And if you don’t, make art I guess.
Rat Man And His Rodent Army Painting
Dadadadada Rat Mannnnn! Here we have a painting of Rat Man and his rodent army on the march and out for blood. Rat Man sure looks buff. It’s a fantasy/sci-fi tale of human wizards, Rat warriors and stolen cheese.
Read more “Rat Man And His Rodent Army Painting”