This Ouija Bat Enamel Pin is pretty cool. Ouija Bats are the worst though. You ever try to get one of them to stay still long enough to rub your planchette all over it? It’s impossible. Even when your bat goes to sleep hanging from your ceiling, then ya gotta get a ladder, climb up, remember you forgot your planchette and then climb up again, get pooped on by bat, then watch bat fly away while you try to unfurl its wings.
Category: Creep Wear
Glossy Skull Shaped Hard Shell Clutch Purse
This Glossy Skull Shaped Hard Shell Clutch Purse looks awesome. Probably holds more stuff than my own skull. Perfect for a night out on the town, at the cemetery, the morgue, you know, all the cool hip spots. It has a nice metal skull accent in the front and back. Which is nice cuz my skull doesn’t have that. I would carry a brain inside just to be extra weird. Just how I roll.
Gothic Batwing Eyeliner Makeup Tutorial
You know I’m all about helping you ladies to look more sexy on Halloween. Not that you aren’t sexy already. That’s why I’m sharing this Gothic Batwing Eyeliner Makeup Tutorial. NOT because I tried it myself and loved the results. And even if I did, so what? It’s not against the law. I didn’t. Just sayin’. Glad we have that cleared up. Batwing eyeliner is smoking hot. Give it a try. You’re welcome.
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The Tights Have Eyes
All eyes are going to be on these tights. Cuz they have eyes. So it’s true, the eyes have it. Aye aye Captain. I can’t take my peepers off of those legs. I want to study them. Those legs are the teacher and I am the pupil. I bet her name is Iris. *Sings* I am the eye in the thigh… I’m looking at youuuuuuu. Sorry if that was corny-a. Should have thought about that joke first. Oh well, hindsight is 20/20.
SugerDiva Skull Print Knitted Cardigan
This SugerDiva Skull Print Open Knitted Cardigan looks awesome. Like a graveyard after an earthquake, it has cool skulls all over. It will keep you warm and creepy, which is exactly how I like my women. This skull Print Knitted Cardigan comes in all kinds of colors. Wear it on Halloween and wear it the rest of the year. Hell, I’d give you candy in January if you came to my door wearing this. Not that you should wear this to get candy, but that’s a sweet bonus.