Wanna channel some spirits while chopping some onions? This Ouija Board Glass Cutting Board will make it happen. It’ll bring a tear to your eye. Slice and dice and communicate with the afterlife! Chop up a veggie so it looks like a planchette and have some fun.
Category: Just Plain Weird
Skull Mushrooms
Looks like we got a fungus amung us. These Skull Mushrooms look like a couple of fungis to hang out with. Maybe to go bowling with. Pick up a spare spore. See this is why you don’t bury your dead in a mushroom field. This is also why I don’t do hallucinogens.
Gothic Gargoyle Guardian Statue
This Gothic Gargoyle Guardian Statue is pretty badass. I recently bought one of these for the corner of my house so I know he’s a good guardian. This guy protected me from the neighbor’s cat that was squished under its massive weight as it slid off my roof. I probably should have used another roll of duct tape.
Edgar Allan Poe Bronze Bust
This Edgar Allan Poe Bronze Bust is so scary awesome. It’s so good I asked the seller if I could get it bigger. “Can you increase my bust size?”, I said. They said yes and I said, “Cool. Currently, I’m looking at an A cup, but I’m eyeing a pair of Cs.” Then I put my binoculars down as they hung up. True story.
Metal Bird Skull Cabinet Knobs
These Metal Bird Skull Cabinet Knobs are cool. “Hey, where do you keep your glasses?” Oh, it’s the cabinet on the right, with the dead bird skull on it. Not the ones that are, you know, normal. Cuz I don’t do normal. And not the ones with miniature human skulls on them. That’s where I keep… Other things. I shouldn’t have even mentioned it. Just forget it.