Check out these good looking Skull Pen Holder and Desk Organizers. They’ll keep you company when you’re at your desk working, plus they help keep your desk tidy. Best of all they look pretty friggin cool. I know my desk needs more skulls on it. The only one decorating it right now is my own when I fall asleep trying to do my taxes. Taxes are a boring story that starts off all, “Once upon a time…” and ends like friggin Pearl Harbor with me crying about a surprise attack, even though it happens every year.
Category: Just Plain Weird
Krampus Christmas Gift Tags – From Krampus With Love
From Krampus, with love. These Krampus Christmas Gift Tags will liven up your presents and remind kids that they could be carted off at any time and put in a sack. That’s a good thing to never forget. You remember that little Timmy. Krampus is watching. Now open up your presents so daddy can get back to his hard liquor and figure out how he’s gonna pay for all of this.
Miss Pennywise Tree Topper Looks Like Ronald McDonald
Da da da da da I’m not lovin’ it! This Miss Pennywise Tree Topper is pretty creepy, but mostly cuz it looks like Ronald McDonald. It gave me a grimace. Ha. See what I did there? Was that a cheesy joke? Well then butter my bun and call me Mayor McCheese. Put this tree topper on and Santa will not be coming this year, but you know who’s gonna come down your chimney on Christmas Eve? The Hamburglar. And he’s gonna burgle your presents, your house and maybe your butt. That last part is purely speculation based on his previous behavior.
Bone Decor: Sinister and Scary Skull Wall Hooks
Hang your coat on these Sinister Skull Wall Hooks and it will be like playing peekaboo with a skull every time you grab your jacket. You can also use them for your keys, skeleton keys obviously being preferable. If you do hang these up, I guess you could say that these skulls are spending all day and all night hooking it. Nasty girls. Ha! I crack myself up. Seriously though, these are going to look cool in your home.
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Guy Gets His Head Stuck in Cement-Filled Microwave
This guys Darwin award is in the mail. So this guy gets his head stuck in a cement filled microwave because YouTube. Before he could remove himself from the gene-pool some rescue workers arrived and took an hour to free him. I’m guessing they just took a hammer and a chisel and broke his head free. Adding insult to injury, their final whack at the concrete probably hit him in the head.
Final thoughts:
Some people just have a hard head.
Way to cement your place in idiot history.
What a blockhead.
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