Check out these Plush Unicorn and Goblin Hearts from Floozey. I just pulled them from their chest cavities myself. They’re supposed to be good luck right? Give the gift of the heart of a mythical creature to someone you love. Just so we’re clear, I heart this!
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Category: Just Plain Weird
Universal Studios Monster Head Shot Glasses
Take a shot from a monster head. These Universal Studios Monster Head Shot Glasses are going to look frightfully good in your bar or kitchen. You get the Mummy, Wolfman, Dracula and Frankenstein. No Creature from the Black Lagoon, but hey, you can’t win them all. I love how the mummy just looks like some puckered up old dude who just sucked on a lemon. Sweet set. I’m drinking with the monsters tonight!
Weave a Decorative Web – Spider Web Bookends
If you want some Spider Web Bookends you can just let spiders crawl all over your bookshelf and make webs, or you can get these cool Spider Web Bookends. I prefer the second option. It’s less icky and you don’t have to worry about stuff crawling on you at night. These will look great in your Gothic inspired decor.
Krampus Angel Tree Toppers
Turn your Christmas tree into a Krampus tree this year. And every year! These Krampus Angel Tree Toppers from SphyrnaEffects are the demented decorations you want. He just wants to sit on top of your tree looking all menacing and mean. Man, I hope he’s not too mean though. You don’t think he’s gonna poop all over my gifts do you? I mean, I guess I don’t mind little bird like poops, but I don’t trust him. I think he’s got a full yule log in him and the urge to build a log cabin.
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Krampus With Child Statue
The Krampus With Child Statue makes for a classically horrifying bit of Christmas decoration. Damn Krampus. Control yourself and get your tongue back in your mouth. You gonna throw that sacked up kid in a lake or drown him with your saliva? Poor kid. Look at him. He’s all dressed up with his good shirt, has a tie on, little guy wanted to look good for Christmas. Then this happens. You know the bottom of that sack is full of poop too, the only question is how much.