Category: Paranormal Activity

Time Traveler Took Picture In The Year 6000 And Shares It With Us

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Time Traveler Took Picture In The Year 6000 And Shares It With Us
An odd video posted online earlier this month shows a guy claiming to be a time traveler and sharing a photo from the future. Apparently all of the future cameras take blurry pics. Or maybe he snapped it while doing 88 MPH with Doc Brown elbowing him cuz the old guy’s eating a future Big Mac. He says that time travel distorts images. I don’t buy it.

The guy’s face and voice are distorted for his protection. He details his experience while sitting at a picnic table in the snow. It’s quite a tale this guy weaves. A real fart-knocker of a tale. I can say that cuz a fart was my only rebuttal to this video. I knocked it out of the park. Cool story bro. Thanks for relieving my intestinal discomfort.
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UFO Appears Behind Newscast in Oregon

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UFO Appears Behind Newscast in Oregon
So a UFO showed up on the news again. While the 3 blondes and a bald dude do there robot news talk, a flash appears in the sky, then a pair of lights streak across the sky on the big screen behind them on the city’s skyline. That’s the big news in Oregon, but in even stranger news, I can’t stop looking at the slow-mo footage of that saucy blonde anchor fem-bot’s vacant face. Looks like something does not compute and her circuits are overheating. BTW is that Al Roker? Nah, just a discount version. Al Broker. Ha ha ha. Not that you can get much more discount than Al MK Ultra Roker.
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Alien Xenomorph Looking Sharks Caught Near Taiwan – Get Away From Her, You Fish!

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Alien Xenomorph Looking Sharks Caught Near Taiwan - Get Away From Her, You Fish!
The world continues to get crazier and more nightmarish every day and not just because I just dropped two ice cubes in a whiskey glass only find out I’m out of Nyquil. Well, mainly because of that, but also because of these Alien Xenomorph Looking Sharks that were recently snagged by researchers near Taiwan. Yes, they look like Alien Xenomorphs. Yes, I’m not sleeping anytime soon. Are those snake teeth on a shark? Yes they are. They can move their jaw beyond their mouth. *Sigh. Shakes Nyquil over the ice one more time. Nothing comes out… Again. Looks out the window.* Oh, now I see the problem. BRB.

*Returns with new bottle. Pours it. Drinks. Ahhhhhhh.* Silly me, trying to drink Nyquil when it’s day outside. Luckily I have a fresh batch of Dayquil. That hit the spot. Don’t try this at home. I’m what you call a professional.
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Weregirl Shaves Face and Body, Gets A Husband

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Weregirl Shaves Face and Body, Gets A Husband
Every wolf girl needs a wolf man and this hairy beast is no different. A teenage girl who has been crowned the world’s hairiest child has started shaving and guess what? This helped land her a husband. 17 year old Sumatra Susuphan, from Bangkok, Thailand, was born with Ambras syndrome — an extremely rare condition also known as “werewolf syndrome.” She’s got hair. Lots and lots of hair.

Really nothing to report here, except for the fact that shaving has lead to a husband. And I’m pretty sure his name is Sasquatch. Seriously though, good for her. I’m digging those bangs. Which is also what her husband said after the honeymoon. Thank you. I’ll be here all week.

via NYPost

Quantum Healing Hypnosis Session Reveals Woman’s Past Life As Bigfoot

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Life-Sized Bigfoot Statue
So this woman is getting a past life regression using what is known as Quantum Healing Hypnosis. The fun starts at about 3:45 when she notices that she has big feet. Big hairy feet. Yep. She was a Bigfoot in a past life. This whole session is pretty hilarious. I’ll be honest, I didn’t listen to the whole thing, but I’m coming back to it later cuz I want to live vicariously through her as she describes what it’s like to take a bigfoot dump and wipe yourself with a rabbit who was running by.

https://youtu.be/v1TVbQ_JWlM