Mad Scientist Youtubers Creating Homunculus Creatures

Mad Scientist Youtubers Creating Homunculus CreaturesSo if you aren’t familiar with the whole “Youtubers are f**ked up and now creating creatures that will kill us all” situation that is unfolding, check out this video. Youtubers are trying to create a creature known as a homunculus. Some sort of smallish nasty humanoid creature. Why? For sh*ts and giggles apparently. First they take a chicken egg or other egg and a syringe of human sperm. Then they inject the sperm into the egg and wait. What happens next is usually terrifying, when it isn’t some hoax. I’m looking at you, guy that used a prawn and tried to fake us out.

In one of the videos shown here, the creature actually moves and freaks its creator out so badly that he smashes it with a book and the thing has what looks like blood inside. Another guy tries it using a giant Ostrich egg. Way to go Einstein, using an egg that big is going to produce a world ending creature.

Are these real? No idea. But it creeps me the hell out. YouTube needs to stay away from mad science!

Helicopter Checks Out UFO Over Los Angeles

Helicopter Checks Out UFO Over Los Angeles
In other news, this UFO was recently spotted over LA, looking like a giant Disco ball. Some helicopters came and circled it for awhile too. The disco ball telepathically sent this message “We come to see your Bee-Gees. Your platform shoes. And the funk!” Sadly, no Bee-Gees were present, so the army wrangled up Justin Beiber. The best they could do on short notice. “This is the best we can offer you in this era!” a scientist shouted into a megaphone, while Beiber began to sing. Witnesses say that they heard the telepathic drone of a thousand beings committing mass suicide before the Disco ball faded into nothingness.

The invasion will begin shortly.
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Baby’s Sonogram Image Shows Jesus’ Face

Baby's Sonogram Shows Jesus' Face
Some people find Jesus in church, others find him in meditation. Then you have the people who find him on a piece of toast or on the side of a burned building. This Pennsylvania couple found Jesus in the womb. The sonogram clearly shows that Jesus is watching over their baby girl. Unless… Is that Jim Morrison? I’m pretty sure that’s Jim Morrison. It really makes you wonder who is in your own womb doesn’t it? I’m sure he’s just turning womb-water into wine and they’re having a party. Rock on Jesus. No wonder babies come out looking all hung over and tired.
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Bigfoot Caught Eating Apples On Trail Cam

Bigfoot Caught On Trail Cam
So this is a video of Bigfoot captured by a trail cam. He was picking apples and appears to have a skin condition. Damn Bigfoot, you best get that looked at. You got the mange. Is it real? I have no idea, but if you have an apple tree, you may see Bigfoot since they seem to love apples. They travel across the country pooping apple seeds and making America rich with food trees. Thank you Bigfoot. Thank you for feeding us. We reap what your butt sews.
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Freaky Monkey Pig Born In Cuba

Freaky Monkey Pig Born In Cuba
The end is nigh. First we had the eclipse of 2017 and if that wasn’t enough, check out another sign of the end times. A weird-ass monkey pig hybrid born in Cuba. I really wish that what happened in Cuba stayed in Cuba cuz this thing is freaky to look at. Makes me feel all weird. It’s a pig with the face of a chimp and only one eye. Cyclops Pig Chimp! CyChimp Pig. PigClops Monkey! A Pork-Chimp!

*Charlton Heston voice* A planet where apes evolved from pigs?

WTF nature! Why you do me like that? I was eating lunch when I saw this.
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