Category: Paranormal Activity

Fishermen Find Dead Werewolf In River

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Fishermen Find Dead Werewolf In River
The story goes that two fishermen were out fishing when they discovered a werewolf corpse, lying in the shallow water. Here’s what I think happened:

I think there were 3 fishermen. One went to the edge of the woods to take a dump cuz that’s what you do, and you stay on the edge of the woods cuz the woods is scary. So he dropped his pants and so he wouldn’t get killed by a strange beast, took a dump facing the forest. One of the other 2 fishermen, unbeknownst to all, was a werewolf. This guy happened to look over at his friend who was making like a hershey factory, saw his full moon and transformed into a werewolf. A werewolf who was so distraught at seeing such a hairy ass in such an act, committed suicide right there by drowning.

Now isn’t that far more likely?

via Freaklore

Victorian Ghost Photobombs Selfie

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Victorian Ghost Photobombs Selfie
Not one to let the basic pumpkin spice latte loving women of our own era get away with having some photo fun, this victorian ghost decided to photobomb their selfie. She has a look on her face like f**k you you young whippersnappers!

Then she went on an unheard and unseen tirade about how back in her day, no one dressed like that and where are their proper clothes? And wipe all of that makeup off your face ye harlot! You’ll never get a husband like that!

This picture surfaced in 2014 and was taken in a bar, which is an important fact in this case. Bars are full of drunk people. Sometimes full of OLD drunk people, some of whom dump flour all over their body just to look ghostly so they can photobomb two hotties. So who knows if this is real or fake. One thing I do know is that bars are for drinking, not for selfies!

via Freaklore

Woman Claims Homemade Bug Spray Attracts Bigfoot

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Woman Claims Homemade Bug Spray Attracts Bigfoot
A North Carolina woman claims that her homemade bug spray attracts Bigfoot. Which is cool I guess cuz when Bigfoot is attracted you he brings flowers, chocolates might even take you out for dinner. And you know what they say about big feet ladies!

Allie Megan Webb says she initially created the “Bigfoot Juice” to help her husband with mosquitoes during his searches for the cryptid. He asked her to change the recipe because it smelled too feminine. That was when his Bigfoot research group spotted the creature. So naturally it must be the spray. Cuz reasons. Bigfoot probably gave a sniff one day and wondered who has been pissing in his territory. So he went to investigate. So I think we can conclude that it smells like piss. Case closed.

I am such an awesome investigator.

via Charlotte Observer

Monstrous Sea Creature Discovered on Texas Beach

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Monstrous Sea Creature Discovered on Texas Beach
The world is more terrifying than we can imagine. A Texas woman recently stumbled on the remains of a giant piece of nightmare fuel when she spotted this sea creature that had washed ashore during Hurricane Harvey. People think that it’s a tusky eel. I don’t know what that is, but nope. This is what I call “Nightmaricus This is why I don’t swimicus!” Look at that mouth!

https://youtu.be/vy_CZEDQc-A

IT IRL – Clowns Break Into Some Guy’s House

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Clowns Break Into Some Guy's House
So two clowns break into some guy’s house and surprisingly, they didn’t trash the place and leave balloon animals everywhere. Also surprising that it was only two clowns and that they didn’t get out of a full clown-packed tiny car. Though they did swap out his doorbell for one that now sprays water in your face when you push the button. Clowns are evil, I think we can all agree on that. Is there anything more disturbing than discovering footage of a clown break-in in your home? Even scarier, the guy who owns the house says there is no video of them leaving the house. Did they go out the window? Exit to another dimension?
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