This Zombie Last Supper Print is pretty cool. I’m gonna hang it in my office. Look at those zombies all fighting over their dinner. Hey, you took my brains.No, those are my brains. Wrong! You never had brains cuz you’re stupid. Wait. What the- Are they eating Jesus? That… That’s just wrong. Well it is a zombie last supper. Besides Catholics symbolically eat his flesh with those communion wafers anyway. So Catholics are zombies.
Tag: jesus
Baby’s Sonogram Image Shows Jesus’ Face
Some people find Jesus in church, others find him in meditation. Then you have the people who find him on a piece of toast or on the side of a burned building. This Pennsylvania couple found Jesus in the womb. The sonogram clearly shows that Jesus is watching over their baby girl. Unless… Is that Jim Morrison? I’m pretty sure that’s Jim Morrison. It really makes you wonder who is in your own womb doesn’t it? I’m sure he’s just turning womb-water into wine and they’re having a party. Rock on Jesus. No wonder babies come out looking all hung over and tired.
Read more “Baby’s Sonogram Image Shows Jesus’ Face”
Dinosaur and Jesus Christmas Ornament
It’s never too early to start planning your Christmas tree. This year I’m gonna let a dinosaur and Jesus duke it out with this Dinosaur and Jesus Christmas Ornament set. It’s the fight of the millennium. The ultimate smackdown. It’s dino vs deity! The Jurassic vs the Jesus! Who am I kidding? It lasts about 3 seconds and ends with Jesus hurling a meteor. He learned that trick from his dad. That’s dinosaur pest control in action.
Cheesus Crust Vinyl Figure
Cheesus Crust, that is an awesome figure. I love that he comes with his own trading card. Nobody has a batting average like Cheesus. Plus, he’s the one guy in the world who won’t care if you call him pizza-face. This makes me want my own anchovy mustache by the way. For those of you who don’t already pray to Cheesus, you should. Every time I pray, I get the most delicious pie, plus he turns your iced coke into wine. Thank you Cheesus! You the man!
Thanks Jeremy.
Weird And Awesome Greeting Cards – Jesus And Dinosaurs
Etsy seller unusualcards has all kinds of weird and crazy greeting cards. We like these ones that feature Jesus and dinosaurs. How about the baby Jesus in the manger with a T-Rex looking over him? I say that’s awesome. Not as awesome as Jesus riding a dinosaur and delivering gifts to homes at Christmas, but still.
These freaky cards rock. Check out their shop. They have a lot to choose from. There were a lot of dinosaurs to choose from once. Not anymore. Their time ran out. The time on their meter expired. I mean meteor. Heh. Dino humor.
Read more “Weird And Awesome Greeting Cards – Jesus And Dinosaurs”