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Mad Scientist Youtubers Creating Homunculus Creatures

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Mad Scientist Youtubers Creating Homunculus CreaturesSo if you aren’t familiar with the whole “Youtubers are f**ked up and now creating creatures that will kill us all” situation that is unfolding, check out this video. Youtubers are trying to create a creature known as a homunculus. Some sort of smallish nasty humanoid creature. Why? For sh*ts and giggles apparently. First they take a chicken egg or other egg and a syringe of human sperm. Then they inject the sperm into the egg and wait. What happens next is usually terrifying, when it isn’t some hoax. I’m looking at you, guy that used a prawn and tried to fake us out.

In one of the videos shown here, the creature actually moves and freaks its creator out so badly that he smashes it with a book and the thing has what looks like blood inside. Another guy tries it using a giant Ostrich egg. Way to go Einstein, using an egg that big is going to produce a world ending creature.

Are these real? No idea. But it creeps me the hell out. YouTube needs to stay away from mad science!

Mad Scientist Brain Specimen in a Jar Top Hat

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Mad Scientist Brain Specimen in a Jar Top Hat
I think I found my Halloween hat. This Mad Scientist Brain Specimen in a Jar Top Hat is gonna look awesome on my noggin. I’d tip my hat to you, but my brains would leak all over the place. On your suit, in your eye. HE BLINDED ME, WITH SCIENCE. Actually brain juice. Why are scientists so mad anyway? Probably cuz they don’t get enough sleep. Science is tiring. It should be called shy-ence cuz these dorks are all working alone in rooms underground and stuff.
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Dr. Frankenstein Antique Apothecary Jar Collection

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Dr. Frankenstein Antique Apothecary Jar Collection
You need to get your mad scientist lab in order. I’m not saying it isn’t up to code or anything. It’s just that you could use more cool stuff and you want your experiments to get super freaky and wild. Like this Dr. Frankenstein Antique Apothecary Jar Collection. It’s got everything an up and coming insane person could want to re-animate stuff, create mutants, turn your poop rainbow colored etc.

You get a customized jar with a hand sculpted human heart, a jar with a hand sculpted human liver(Goes nice with a bottle of Chianti and some fava beans), an antique style medical battery, a jar of human cadaver eyeballs, a flask on a metal base for blood storage and an antique style medical pump that works. Hot damn. I’m gonna finally create life. And not cuz I got a girl pregnant. *Screams* It’s alive! It’s alive! *Squish* It was a cockroach. I killed it. All good now. Man, I hate those things. What do you have to do to get rid of them? Actually clean your house?
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Mad Scientist 1:12 Miniature Laboratory Set

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Miniature Laboratory Set
Sweet. A Mad Scientist 1:12 Miniature Laboratory Set. For very tiny Mad Scientists. Why are scientists so mad anyway? Probably because they have to wear lab coats all the time and can’t rock a fancy sweater-vest or UFO Jacket.

I’m buying it. That way if someone ever shrinks me down, I have a lab already set up and can make a potion to make me big again. *Knocks back a test tube full of blue junk.* Glug glug glug. It’s working! It’s working! *Head braeks through the ceiling. Stuck there. Looks around at the roof and birds and stuff.*

Good thing I’m prepared. Ordered another set to keep on the roof in case of exactly this kind of emergency. Now where’d it go. I- Da Fuq? Get away from that lab, squirrel! Is that meth? Oh sh*t. It’s all methed up and coming for me.
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3D Printed Frankenstein Light Switch Plate

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3D Printed Frankenstein Light Switch Plate
It’s alive! Alive! I don’t know about you, but I could never be a mad scientist and re-animate dead corpses. Like Ronnie James Dio, when I see lightning, it always brings me down. But it’s fun to pretend that you are creating a monster. Unlike my parents who skipped pretending and went straight for the horror.

Anywho, with every flick of this 3D Printed Frankenstein Light Switch Plate, you will feel like a God creating life. Or you know, at least a God turning the light on in the crapper.