Do do do do do Infector Gadget do do do do do doo doo! This nasty little zombie freak will be the hottest(and nastiest creepy) action figure this year. Only $50. He is 8 inches of pure WTF awesomeness. Coincidentally that’s what I usually say to the ladies, but that always ends in laughter, followed by a debate about whether you can include the taint in the measurement. After that it’s just tears and a bucket of ice cream for me.
But I digress. This little freaky booger has a mind control device, and an arm weapon that includes a skull drill, a toxic hose that inserts toxic goo into his enemies brains and a brain grinder that grinds off brain chunks. His toxic goo tank helps to spread the infection, while his breathing machine keeps him alive.
I look forward to seeing him on Saturday morning cartoons. Do they still do that? I haven’t woken up before noon in like 5 years. Yea me! More likely I’ll see him in my nightmares. He should go well with me flying naked on a unicorn trying to outrun a killer Zombie My Little Pony army who eat the flesh of care bears to fuel their insane march. But will he be ally or enemy? Your move Infector Gadget!