Mushion Pillows: Now You Can Sit On Your Own Face
I hear ya. What the hell is a Mushion? Right? Sounds like a cushion made out of mush. Close. It’s a picture of your face blown up and made into a pillow. Mushion Pillows will let you sit on your own face. Or someone else’s. You can also make a pillow of someone else’s face and practice kissing it for like an hour until your mom barges in, sees you tonguing the pillow and starts crying, asking where she went wrong. It’s happened to all of us right? I mean, not me. Just sayin’.
I would use it as a voodoo type pillow and fart in the faces of my enemies, hoping that they smell my farts wherever they are.