You may not know this, but your animals like to dress up for Halloween too. You wouldn’t know, because you are distracted by human Halloween. Check out these freaktastic pet costumes. These are the kinds of costumes that earn a dog an extra treat and a cat an extra pet. Not really. Most of these are downright freaky. Terrifying even. Like the Ghostbusters Zuul Demon Dog above.
Hey look, it’s Maleficent. Angela Drool Lee. How can something so cute be so terrifying? He probably poops fire.
Just your friendly neighborhood spider dog. He’ll grab you with his canine teeth and finish you off with his tarantula teeth.
Does your dog stink? There’s nothing so foul as a gassy dog. Dress that mutt up as Pepe Le Pew and share his stink with everyone on Halloween night. And for god’s sake, change his diet!
Antonio BONEderas as El Mariachi. Yeah, I don’t even- Looking good though. This guy is getting the ladies.
Dress your cat as Dracula. It will look twice as scary if you have a black cat that likes to hiss. I ain’t messin’ with this cat!
Man those hairless cats are freaky, especially when they are half dragon. This guy looks like the evil king of dragon-cats.
I’m just sad that this Daniel Boone costume isn’t for dogs, cuz then I could make a Daniel Bone joke. Made it anyway, so ha!
Dress your chicken as shakespeare and make him say that line about “Murder most fowl.” Cuz it would be hilarious. I’m easily entertained.
Or dress your lizard as the devil. Hey, I don’t judge. I’m weird too. Just not that weird.
This Superman hat and cape is perfect for lots of small critters. Here it is on a frog. He’s off to battle Lex Lizard.