Alien Cat Bath Bombs

Alien Cat Bath Bombs
Instead of storming Area 51 and risking the wrath of the United States government’s armed forces, why not enjoy a relaxing soak with these Alien Cat Bath Bombs. The outside is a striking green just like we knew the aliens would look like in Area 51. On the inside are three hidden colors just waiting to be discovered.

These little critters have been described as out of this world, heavenly and meowraculous for someone needing a little downtime. Let the soothing smells of vanilla and a dash of bubblegum whisk you away to a more peaceful time before alien invasions, while the organic olive oil gives your skin some much needed loving.

These bath bomb are like no other known bath bombs in this galaxy and each alien kitty is unique. Instead of putting on your tinfoil hat and enduring a stressful stampede for the possibility of seeing aliens in Nevada, take a stress-free bath with one of these creepy-cute galaxy cat bath bombs.

Snailien Alien Xenomorph Sculpture

Snailien Alien Xenomorph Sculpture
In the garden, no one can hear you scream. Just ask this Snailien Alien Xenomorph Sculpture. I wouldn’t want to come across this guy while planting some flowers. I wouldn’t even want to come across this little beast anywhere. I bet a shovel can’t even kill it. He’ll eat your face off and kill your whole gardening crew. What, you don’t have a gardening crew? You ain’t shi* bra! Me and my crew grow vegetables like you wouldn’t believe. We spraying Miracle Grow like spraying bullets with a glock. Come at us man! What u got? Sorry. I’m all tense cuz the gardening turf wars are heating up. Anyway, this Alien Xenomorph Sculpture is slimy and terrifying.

I need to lie down after seeing this bit of nightmare fuel. I feel faint. Good thing I have my Alien Xenomorphs Egg Cushion Pillow. What’s the worst that could happen. That I lay my head on it and something sucks my face off? Hmmm. I didn’t think of that. I guess that nowhere is safe from the alien menace. This ndude has some serious attitude. Just look at him. He knows he is the deadliest thing in the garden and he’s smiling.

Alien Chestburster Christmas Ornament

Alien Chestburster Christmas Ornament
What is an alien chestburster? If it bursts out of your chest you’ll know. A Chestburster is an infant Xenomorph. Also the worst indigestion ever. This Alien Chestburster Christmas Ornament is safe since it already exited someone’s stomach. Now it can decorate your tree for the holidays. Isn’t he cute?

Wood Alien Necklace

Wood Alien Necklace
This Wood Alien Necklace is a classy way to show that you are a true believer. Whether you’re ready to get abducted and butt-hurt or just have an open mind, this is a classy wood alien right here. Legend says that anyone wearing this necklace will be safe from intergalactic weirdos, but I have a feeling they’ll just sign it on the back, get on with the butt-work and then put you back in bed as usual.

Cool UFO and Paranormal Dioramas

Cool UFO and Paranormal Dioramas
Do you love UFO’s and their other-worldly butt-stuff loving inhabitants? Or are you just a collector of cool and unusual UFO art? Then this multiplanes UFO diorama of Taken may just be the thing for you. LED lit, this diorama is comprised of over 15 elements/layers on 6 laser cut frames. Designed to be part of a set of 5, the series includes The Yeti, Kraken, Men in Black, and The Circus.

Hey aliens, thanks for the free ride and the butt-adjustment, but you could have given me my pants back and not put my underwear on my head.