If you still need a night light to sleep, this may just be the right light for you. It’s actually pretty cool, as far as night lights go. Well, until you suffer PTSD from repeated alien abduction attempts. The UFO with Tractor Beam Lamp includes a multi-color tractor beam and the UFO disc comes in grey but can be customized to any color. It comes with a remote control, so you can turn it on and change the color of the light from across the room. I WANT TO BELIEVE.
Tag: alien
Alien In Straight Jacket Doll
Normally aliens are the one’s driving us crazy and putting us in straight jackets cuz they bugger our butts and whatnot, but this Alien In Straight Jacket Doll shows that we can turn the tables on them and drive them crazy. Butt buggering bastiches! Display this doll proudly and show them that we aren’t going to take it anymore. Enjoy your rubber room you intergalactic freak.
Alien Head Planters
These Alien Head Planters are guaranteed to start some conversations and also be a fun place to store your garden life. Those conversations will no doubt be about alien abduction, but still. It comes in three sizes: small, medium, and large. It also comes in several different colors: blue, pink, green, orange, red, yellow, black, gray, white, silver, bronze, or purple. The vases are each handmade from Pla Plastic and are completely biodegradable. Best of all they will ward off real aliens who enter your home or yard.
Creepy Alien Head Pendant Necklace
We think aliens are scary and creepy because we don’t understand them. Perhaps there are cool aliens or very pretty ones that the rest drool over, we’ll never know. They get a bad rap for abducting people and inserting things in awkward places. As you wear this alien head pendant necklace, you are honoring these alien beings. And maybe making them fear you because you are wearing one of their kind.
Can you wear this on any other day aside from Halloween? Heck yeah, you can! Aliens are very in fashion this year.
Custom Funko Pop Xenomorph Alien
You know Funko pops right? They’re pretty toys that don’t even look good most of the time. But this artist cured that problem. Behold the Custom Funko Pop Xenomorph Alien. Because screw cutesy alien toys. They should look disturbing even when cute. Don’t turn your back on this guy. Not even once.