Psychedelic Blown Glass Octopus Pendant

Psychedelic Blown Glass Octopus Pendant
Whoa! Far out man! This Psychedelic Blown Glass Octopus Pendant is hippy, trippy and drippy. Okay, I had trouble rhyming that last part, but it is dripping with awesome. That’s so tenta-cool! Blown glass? More like blown mind. *Makes explodey noise* I’m pretty sure this is the kind of pendant that gives you magical powers when you wear it. Maybe my hands will grow suckers and I’ll be able to shoot ink. Pew pew pew! Not gonna fight bad guys though. I think we all know why. Cuz I’m too big of an octo-puss! Maybe I can stop the great octo invasion.

Blown Glass Spiders

Blown Glass Spiders
Check out these creepy crawly glass spiders. Makes me picture a whole store full of these 8-legged demons. I hate spiders. Excuse me a moment while I go order Thor’s hammer online.

*Waits like 7 days because I’m too cheap to buy Amazon Prime.* Now I’m ready. *Bursts through the doors of the glass spider shop. Smashes everything in sight as glass flies everywhere, not stopping until every single spider is dead.* My work here is done. The world is a little safer now.
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