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Cthulhu Chibi Doll Is A Real Terror Tot

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Cthulhu Chibi Doll Is A Real Terror Tot
Awwww look how cute? An ancient evil has awakened. A Cthulhu Chibi Doll. He’s cute, he’s naked and he’s mad. I would be mad too, if I was missing my low hanging tentacle. Poor guy has no pee-pee, but he has all of the other powers an ancient evil typically has. Hey, don’t judge my man Chibi Cthulhu. It’s not the size of the tentacle, it’s how you wiggle it around under your trench coat. Or so I’ve heard. The point is this little guy is adorable. I’ll try to stop focusing on what’s missing.

No. Can’t do it. Dude needs a wiener. Just drew one on my screen. That’s better. I feel like he’s complete now. I also feel like it’s called permanent marker for a reason. That dong is gonna follow me everywhere online just like the NSA.
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Chibi Cthulhu

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Chibi Cthulhu
Chibi Cthulhu is back! And this time he brought lollipops. Where do you think he gets his powers? The ancient evil has never looked so cute and cuddly. You can get them in any color you want, or with different wing colors. Hey, those are dum-dums. No, I’m not dissing baby Cthulhu. Those lollipops are dum-dums. Heh. Lollipops are stupid.

Pro tip: Never take something called a Molly-pop when it’s offered to you at a nightclub. Otherwise you end up rolling around in the street, trying to put out the fire of pretty lights that are clinging to you and singing softly. Always clean your ears and make sure you hear LOLLIPOP.
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