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These Skull Microphones Are Awesome

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These Skull Microphones Are Awesome
Testing. Testing. 1. 2. 3. What the- Just realized my lips were next to one of these Skull Microphones. Sorry if I accidentally kissed ya. Just tryin’ to do a podcast here. I’m lying. I have no idea how to do one. My skill set is limited to acting like a jackass and accidentally entertaining you guys on a regular basis. Thanks for the gig.

These are skull microphones. They are awesome. Possible band names: Skull-Lee-O-Sis, The Brainiacs, Noggin McFloggin, The Chrome Domes… That’s all I got. I’m blinded by their shiny Terminator-like brilliance.

Lifesize Chrome Skeleton

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lifesize chrome skeleton
What’s up chrome bones? You’re looking shiny, but I’m not sure if you’re supposed to be a fancy lady or a dangerous pimp- *SMACK* Well, that answers that question. You got a firm pimp hand and I respect that. No, I swear I haven’t been holding out on you. I wouldn’t do- *SMACK* Damn dude, chill. Okay, okay. *Reaches into my man-bra and pulls out a wad of dollar bills* Have all of it. Geesh! That was supposed to be my pizza money. Anyhow, looks like I’m working for you now. Should I just put on some rouge and fishnets or hit the corner as I am? You’re right, I should probably put on some pants first. Can’t give it away for free after all. Laterz pimp daddy. Your hand and my face will negotiate terms later.

This Lifesize Chrome Skeleton can be dressed up, posed, hung from a second story window, buried, burned, sent down a steep hill in a barrel… You can do whatever you want with it. Just respect his pimp hand and he’ll treat ya right.
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