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Large Black Velvet Cat Cleaning Itself Plush Sculpture

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cat cleaning itself plushI should get this weird cat cleaning itself plush sculpture to show my cat how messed up she looks when she is doing kitty yoga and licking herself all over like she’s a friggin’ ice cream cone. It’s just rude. You don’t see me lifting my leg up and licking my flabby nerd body in front of company. No. I wait until I’m alone to do that stuff because I know it’s f***ing weird.

This thing is 16 inches tall and looking pretty creepy with no damn eyes at all. No way I would let this in my house. This cat’s ready to give himself more licks than the Tootsie Pop owl and will probably finish off with a great big bite too.

Click through for more pics, including one where this cat is doing his thing outside for the neighbors to see. No damn shame!
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What The Meow?: Cat Grooming Restraint Bag And Cat Muzzle

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Cat Grooming Restraint Bag And Cat Muzzle Cats are cute and adorable creatures, but when it comes time for grooming these sweet little fur children can get all feral and rip your face off. That’s why you have to go all Hannibal Lecter and restrain them like they are in a Kitty Asylum for the criminally insane. This Cat Grooming Restraint Bag And Cat Muzzle will help.

Wheel your cat out in this restraint system and even though you’ll have to listen to them say stuff like “Hello Clarice.” and “My last owner tried to groom me. I ate his liver with some Fancy Feast and a nice bottle of chianti.”, you’ll be able to groom him or her easily.
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