Dia de Los meow-meows! This Cute Day of the Dead Cat Pin is pretty darn adorable. Is it dead or alive? I have no idea, but it is pretty. Look at that cute skeleton. Aww, he’s so cute. Who’s the cutest kitty? Is it you? Is it- OWWWWWWW! He bit me. Now I’m a zombie! Beware cute things!
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Adorable Zombie Kitties Cat Pendants
These Zombie Kitties Cat Pendants are zombie cats for your neck. They promise not to bite you and turn you into a zombie cat person. There are several different cat zombie personalities to choose from. Imma wear ’em all like Mr. T. Cuz I can’t choose a favorite. I pity the fool don’t have no zombie kitties around their neck!
Sugar Skull Cats Ornaments – Dia De Los Meow Meows
These adorable Sugar Skull Cats Ornaments are purr-fect. They are the cat’s meow. The cat’s pajamas. The kitten’s whiskers. I think I just ran out of cat puns cuz honestly I’m not very bright. These ornaments are cute though. Dia De Los Meow Meows! Use them on your Christmas tree or anywhere you want some skeletal felines.
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Brass Hellcat Necklace
This Brass Hellcat Necklace is gonna raise all kinds of hell. It’s gonna scratch your furniture up, knock your drink off the table, sneak some catnip and get all fuzzed up, then lay down for 5 hours and start again. Wait, that’s my cat. No, this necklace is just an awesome piece of jewelry that looks ferocious and badass. Here kitty kitty. Stop biting me. Are you getting drunk on my blood again? Bad kitty! Sorry. Again, that was my cat.
Meowzers that is one cool cat. I’d scratch it’s belly if it had one, which is probably a good thing cuz it would just kick at me with it’s paws and rip my hand to shreds. This necklace is so good it will make you catatonic. Which would be a catas-trophy. Which isn’t the good kind of trophy.
Cat Skull Necklace
The Cat Skull Necklace will hypnotize everyone around you. Did she murder Mr. Fluffybottom to make that necklace? Does he control you now? Does he want wet food and tummy scratches? Are his teeth pressing into your chest to keep you in line? They’ll never know for sure. And they won’t care, cuz the cat skull will gaze into their soul, making them forget they ever saw it, until they are startled by it all over again and the whole process repeats.
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