Yo, why is your werewolf peeing on my lawn? Holy crap, is he peeing acid? There’s like a 1-foot deep hole in my grass now. Whatevs, a dog wearing that Werewolf Zombie Dog Muzzle pees wherever he wants. It’s not like I need my throat ripped out. Good doggy. *Slowly goes back inside*
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Werewolf Dog Muzzle
Nice doggy. Who’s the nice doggy? GOT DAMN! HE TOOK MY ARM OFF. *Points with the index finger I have left* You are not a nice dog!
This Werewolf Dog Muzzle will make your dog look like a Werewolf. Hence the name. Fluffy or Fido will look like they are transforming during a full moon and ready to rip some flesh from your neck.
Put a muzzle on that dog.
Okay I did. Happy?
No, please. Take it off. That thing is terrifying. Why would you put that on a wiener dog? That’s just wrong.
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What The Meow?: Cat Grooming Restraint Bag And Cat Muzzle
Cats are cute and adorable creatures, but when it comes time for grooming these sweet little fur children can get all feral and rip your face off. That’s why you have to go all Hannibal Lecter and restrain them like they are in a Kitty Asylum for the criminally insane. This Cat Grooming Restraint Bag And Cat Muzzle will help.
Wheel your cat out in this restraint system and even though you’ll have to listen to them say stuff like “Hello Clarice.” and “My last owner tried to groom me. I ate his liver with some Fancy Feast and a nice bottle of chianti.”, you’ll be able to groom him or her easily.
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