Awwww. Look at the cute little cryptids. Aren’t they adorable? These Charming Cryptids Vinyl Stickers come in Mothman, Jersey Devil, and Mongolian Death Worm varieties. Where do you stick them? I’ll tell ya where you can stick ’em. You can stick right in your… car. Or on your laptop. Wherever you want.
Tag: creepy
Colorful Skull Planters – Up Your Skull Game
Put these Colorful Skull Planters in your house or in your garden and up your skull game. You can never have too many skulls. We’re born with one and we accumulate all of the rest. That’s just how we roll. People who love skulls I mean.
Vampire Bat Pin In Albino Or Natural
Vampire bats are awesome. Except for when they swoop down and attack me and stuff. Get your own Vampire Bat Pin In Albino Or Natural varieties. Albino anything is always creepy AF. So naturally, I prefer that one. Albinos freak me out.
Al Bino was white as a sheet.
He scared everyone that he’d meet.
He’s pale and he’s frail and his suntans all fail.
Dude just can’t take the heat.
Krampus Tiki Tribal BOLO Neck Tie – Nice Tongue
Is it too early for Krampus? Yeah, it might be the wrong time of the year, but I don’t care. I’d wear this Krampus Tiki Tribal BOLO Neck Tie anytime. That’s a terrifying tiki face right there. Nice tongue dude. I’m gonna wear this next Christmas. That reminds me, the doctor always makes my tongue sad though. You know why? He uses a tongue depressor. Hahhahahahaha.
Mummified Corpse Head Props
BlindDeadRelics makes Mummified Corpse Head Props that will have you scratching your head. Not your own head, but probably this mummified head. They have a variety of decorative deadheads. This guy looks like he’s deep in thought. Probably wondering how he became a disembodied head. And hoping for some moisturizer.