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Moth Man Plant Pot

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Moth Man Plant Pot
This Moth Man Plant Pot is all kinds of awesome. F-ing awesome. Damn awesome. Even moth-some. Super duper triple nipple moth-some. (What?) Hey, welcome to my headspace. I know that some plants prefer to grow in the darkness and it doesn’t get any darker than growing out of Moth Man himself. Plus it makes this cryptid look super amazeballs with spiky hair. He’s gonna be a real hit with the ladies now. Mothman on the prowl yall. On the prowl and making ladies howl. He kinda looks like a Pokemon. And those eyes are hypnotizing me. Telling me to buy it and put a weird cactus in it so he looks extra cool and punk rock.

 

I should make my own cryptid super team to go along with this guy. Like Broth Man, who always has some tasty soup for ya. Then there’s David Lee Roth Man who is just super cool and rocking all the time. And Sloth Man who is just slow as hell and dumb too, but the other guys just put up with him. We all have that friend right? What a dumbass. Uh… It’s usually me. Oh man, I just realized that and now I’m sad.

Children’s Crypto Critters Art Prints

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Children's Crypto Critters Art Prints
Kids nowadays are so clever, they want “real art” on their walls. None of that poorly drawn, minimalistic stick figure nonsense anymore. That kind of art may have been okay back then but it just doesn’t make the cut these days. You know what else they want? Cryptids. Kids can’t get enough of those crazy cryptids. These Crypto Critters art prints will help quench their thirst for the finer things in life if you hang it up the classroom, play area, or nursery. It also might teach them how to identify monsters that lurk in the world. It features pictures of popular characters like the Mothman, Eddy the Yeti, Skeet the Sasquatch, Nessie the Loch Monster, and Marlowe the mermaid.

If you’re looking for high-quality décor for your child’s wall, this is it. A good combination of adorable graphics and good color work.

The Magnificent Mothman Print

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The Magnificent Mothman Print
The legend of the Mothman is alive and well and native to West Virginia. It is well documented and there’s even a book titled The Mothman Prophecies. Read it! This strange creature of the dark is nicely captured in this 11 by 17 print, complete with descriptions of the creature’s mannerisms and attributes. We can’t be sure if the Mothman actually existed but we know that the creature is intriguing. This Mothman Print has a great vintage look and is quite minimalistic and eerie. It is a worthy addition to your creepy cryptid collection.

Cute – Charming Cryptids Vinyl Stickers

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Charming Cryptids Vinyl Stickers
Awwww. Look at the cute little cryptids. Aren’t they adorable? These Charming Cryptids Vinyl Stickers come in Mothman, Jersey Devil, and Mongolian Death Worm varieties. Where do you stick them? I’ll tell ya where you can stick ’em. You can stick right in your… car. Or on your laptop. Wherever you want.

Cute Cryptid Club Hard Enamel Pins

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Cryptid Club Hard Enamel PinsJoin the Cryptid Club. Nah, it’s not a club where the cryptids are on stage stripping with their cryptid bad selves for dollar bills. But that would be cool too. Each cryptid club hard enamel pin features a different, well known cryptid and is made of hard enamel, measuring about 1″. Get Mothman, Sasquatch or Nessie. Join the club, but the first rule is that we don’t talk about Cryptid Club.