Whether you need a flowerpot for indoor or outdoor plants, these Crows & Roses Flowerpots are an awesome choice. It depicts a crow sitting on a skull surrounded by red roses. This is something for gardeners to crow about. I wish you could growing Croses, which would be a black rose that looks like crow feathers. Sadly that doesn’t exist. But everything is going to look good in these Crows & Roses Flowerpots.
I’m going to use this near my Moth Man Plant Pot cuz he needs some company.
Put these Colorful Skull Planters in your house or in your garden and up your skull game. You can never have too many skulls. We’re born with one and we accumulate all of the rest. That’s just how we roll. People who love skulls I mean.
This Alien Head Planter makes fun of those grey alien abducting psychos, by giving them some crazy plant hair. Probably make ’em jealous too, cuz they don’t have hair and rogaine doesn’t work on their planet either. They might want to consider growing plants in their heads cuz that killer hair makes ’em look all cool, like it’s blowing in the wind like some 80s heartthrob.
The truth is out there and it’s friggin’ weird!
This Human Skull Planter lets you grow your plants in a replica human cranium. It gives a whole new meaning to the term “pushing up daisies”. I think I would put some googly eyes on it though. And wrap a scarf around it’s base. Then again I’m pretty crazy. I do have a green thumb though. But that’s just from getting my hand caught in that vending machine. Stupid Snickers bar. Here’s a joke for ya:
How did this skull get framed? The evidence was planted! Obviously. Excuse me while I laugh at my own lame joke. Humor brought to you by the third grade. I never really left. Well, eventually I was forced to move on, but that’s all in the past. Or not.
This tea pot has a mouth. I mean it isn’t going to curse at you or anything. It just has a full, luscious and inviting mouth. The matching sugar and creamer also each have mouths. You can make them kiss.
Is it yawning? Singing? I have no idea. If you want some tea, it will be more than happy to regurgitate some for you without leaving too much backwash in your cup. Whatever else you do with it is your business.
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