Ohhhhhh pretty. I need these Real Flower Skull Necklaces like I need a flower growing out of my head. These necklaces are made with mixtures of natural wildflowers, moss, and lichen, all encased in clear eco resin. Each is unique. It’s all the flower power of the 60s with some very nice Goth sensibilities and with just a hint of the macabre. They are hypnotizing, mesmerizing and… I ran out of cool things to rhyme.
Tag: colorful
Colorful Skull Planters – Up Your Skull Game
Put these Colorful Skull Planters in your house or in your garden and up your skull game. You can never have too many skulls. We’re born with one and we accumulate all of the rest. That’s just how we roll. People who love skulls I mean.
Colorful and Cute Squid Earrings
I hope these Colorful Squid Earrings don’t squirm into your ears and shoot their ink into your brain. I hope they’re squishy and slimy though. Not that I’ll wear them. They don’t match my complexion. My complexion is a nice shade of acne. Just in case you were wondering. Nah. I’m just playing like I’m some young awkward nerd, but really I’m a handsome and debonaire man. Of course, that could be the squid ink on my brain if I did wear these. How would I remember? Squids are weird.
Octopus Tentacles Coffee Mugs Set
Get your tentacles off of my coffee. I didn’t touch your coffee. What do you take me for, a sucker? Like the ones on your tentacles? You kraken kleptomaniac! Okay, okay, I tried to steal your coffee. What about a trade instead? Hmmm. You mean a…. Fair trade? Forget it man, I don’t drink coffee with someone who makes bad jokes like that. Bean there, done that! Your joke was worse! Time to slap each other senseless with our tentacles and settle this for good! Then we can get back to our Octopus Tentacles Coffee Mugs.
Abduction Accessories – Sparkly Alien Pendants
If you don’t mind singling yourself out for a wild abduction, check out these bright and sparkly Alien Pendants. Glitter me timbers! You better order it now just in case you experience some missing time and forget all about it. Wait- What was I just doing? I have no idea, but my butt hurts and I is sleepy. Night nights. Zzzzzzzzzzz.