If you live in New Jersey, you’ll want this sign for your yard. Hell, even if you live in Wisconsin, you’ll love this Jersey Devil sign. He swims, flys, gallops… He’s a living dragon. And he was caught here. Alive!!! Honor the devil of Jersey with this cool sign in a prominent place. It’s probably the best thing about New Jersey. Sorry, Jersey.
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Cute – Charming Cryptids Vinyl Stickers
Awwww. Look at the cute little cryptids. Aren’t they adorable? These Charming Cryptids Vinyl Stickers come in Mothman, Jersey Devil, and Mongolian Death Worm varieties. Where do you stick them? I’ll tell ya where you can stick ’em. You can stick right in your… car. Or on your laptop. Wherever you want.
Cryptids – Jersey Devil Pint Glass
Well what do we have here? Looks like New Jersey’s very own cryptid. Of course “Jersey Devil” could also be referring to that rash you get after frequenting a Jersey prozzie, but I think we’re talking about the mythical creature. Pretty sure. This Jersey Devil Pint Glass features a creature that looks scared of us for once. Awesome. We just turned the tables. I’m sick of being scared of you monsters. Now you can be scared of me while I drink beer from you.
Special Edition Cryptids Figures
Holy crazy Cryptids! These Special Edition Cryptids Figures are cast in black resin, faux-painted with powdered metal in a clear acrylic suspension, then given an antique paint wash. All so you can collect them on your shelf. You can choose from pewter or bronze finish. You get Bigfoot, Jersey Devil, Chupacabra and Mothman.
BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE! They come with four double-sided Kollektor Kardz® with true-life information about each cryptid. That’s what I’m talkin’ about. Crypt-tacular!
The Jersey Devil Statue
I saw the Jersey Devil once and I never dated that high-haired, aqua-net infused, devourer of pasta and overly bronzed chick again. Thanks tinder. Thanks a whole lot. Gotta try another dating app. I hear good things about grinder, but I don’t know much about this tech stuff. I’m just a monkey typing away at the keys here, occasionally playing with my banana. Anyway, this The Jersey Devil Statue doesn’t come in bronze. Thank God!
It does come in red and- Oh hell, is that bronze? She didn’t see me. I don’t think she saw me. I blocked my face with my iPad. I think we’re good. That was close. Probably headed for a never ending pasta bowl somewhere. I’m outta here before she sees me.
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