MedievalOccultCraft sells all kinds of cool Mythical Beast and Other Occult Prints. You got yer three-headed monsters, werewolves, basilisks, swamp trolls, harpy demons and more. There are more beasts here than you can shake a spiked stick at. Hang some on your walls today and beast it up in this biatch! They’re mystical, mythical and magical. Pretty scary too. I wouldn’t want to run into these freaks anywhere. Except on my walls, that’s all good.
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Chainmail Octopus Mask
Looking for an aluminum Chainmail Octopus Mask? We have one for you. Now you can be elegant and mysterious and yet be terrifying at the same time. I’m gonna be just walking around town wearing this thing, looking like a medieval Cthulhu. A swagger in my step. That’s right, I’m badass. You can’t buy this, but you can buy a book that teaches you how to make it. Consider it bought biatches!
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Large Medieval Werewolf Ring
Sweet! I finally got my Werewolf class ring! You have no idea what I had to go through in Werewolf Boot Camp to earn this Large Medieval Werewolf Ring. I’m talking tearing through chicken carcasses in under a minute while the coach is all like, “Eat it maggot!” and I’m all like, “That’s not polite at all.” I had to practice holding back my Werewolf-ness on full moons for as long as possible, under the light of an extra moon as the dude mooned me. “Fight it maggot! Do you want innocent civilians hurt?” *Shaking his acne-riddled boot-camp booty.* He’s lucky I only bit his butt once. And this all took forever cuz full moons are like once a month. I earned this baby.
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Black Spiked Mouse Mace Ears
Check out these Black Spiked Mouse Mace Ears. Mace ears? No mouse ears. Well… Yeah mace ears. Keep your weapons where everyone can see them. This piece of headgear is a mace-terpiece. Forget the space race, the mace race is where it’s at and these ears are winning. Why swing a mace when you can just put it on your head and charge at someone like a bull. Sounds good to me. I’ll get the red cape and meet you in the arena. Just don’t hit me in the butt with your mace horns.
Gothic Cupboard
This Gothic Cupboard is cool is you have your house decorated in a Gothic theme. I wouldn’t know what to do with it though. My house is more slothic, but thats cuz I don’t move around a lot. I don’t even have any goths to store in a Gothic Cupboard. Do you guys know anyone that sells miniature Goths? Yeah, I probably shouldn’t get into the highly questionable illegal miniature Goth market. Besides, little people in makeup isn’t my thing.
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