This Christopher Radko La Novia Muerta Halloween Christmas Ornament is a real beauty. You know what La Novia means? It means “the bride”. Thanks Google. I really dig it, just not sure I’m ready to make a commitment like that yet. But it would look awesome on either my creepy Halloween or Christmas tree. Maybe if it was “the girlfriend”. I’m just not into being tied down right now. Not without a safe word at least.
Tag: day of the dead
Day Of The Dead Floral Skull Lamp With 2 USB Charging Ports
This Day Of The Dead Floral Skull Lamp With 2 USB Charging Ports is going to look great on your desk. And there’s nothing like reading by the light of a glowing skull. It includes 2 USB Charging ports and 1 LED light bulb, so it’s ready to go. It’s perfect for Halloween. Some people like night lights, others prefer fright lights. Day of the Dead? More like Night of the Dead.
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Cool Sugar Skull Mug – Day Of The Drink
Check out this cool Sugar Skull Mug. Do you want sugar with your coffee? Only if it’s a sugar skull. Otherwise I’m trying to cut back. This glass mug will be perfect for your mourning coffee. Get it? Mourning coffee? Yeah I made a funny. Happens sometimes. This mug makes a great gift for anyone who loves sugar skulls. Like yourself. Screw other people. Giving starts at home. As in give me a cup of anything in this cool mug.
Day of the Dead Cookie Cutters and Stampers Set
More like Day of the Delicious! This Day of the Dead Cookie Cutters and Stampers Set will turn a day of the dead into a day of cookies. Which is a much better day if you ask me. Cookies or death? Gee, let’s see, which one am I gonna pick. Too late, I already started eating. You get 4 cutters/stampers. One side cuts the cookie shape, while the other stamps in the details. Awesome. Cuz I like a lot of sugar in my sugar skulls.
Christopher Radko La Calavera Day of the Dead Skull Glass Christmas Ornaments
I know. It’s August. Way too early for Christmas. I’m just getting you prepared for when the jolly fat man comes down your chimney. What? No, I don’t think that sounded dirty at all. I’m just saying Santa is coming in December and he is coming hard. I really don’t get why you’re giggling. Santa gives it all he has. It’s hard work. Ohhhhhhhh. I see. You dirty birds. Get your mind out of the gutter and get these Christopher Radko La Calavera Day of the Dead Skull Glass Christmas Ornaments on your tree cuz Santa comes but once a year and when he does, he explodes with happiness and joy, oh f**k I did it again. I give up.