ZooPoo. That’s fun to say. ZooPoo. Basically it’s animal poo in a can. Even though animals don’t use the can. You can get Kangaroo crap, Rhino releases, Elephant Ewww, Gorilla guacamole and many more. It’s the worst part of a zoo. In a can. Each can is full of it. Literally. Full of composted manure.
Tag: elephant
Why Not? Stackable Animal Fetuses
Stackable Animal Fetuses. Why the hell not? They are like building blocks I guess. The building blocks of life. Meet rhino fetus, elephant fetus and hippo fetus. Hippo fetus is the worst. That fatty is always leeching vital nutrients and minerals from the others. I don’t know. Put ’em on your desk. Stack ’em on top of each other. Spin ’em like a top until the fetus is dizzy. I just have no idea here. I’ll have to gestate on it for awhile….
I’ve decided that they are the “in” thing right now. In utero!