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Floating Miniature Skulls in a Jar

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Floating Miniature Skulls in a Jar
Shrunken skulls in a bottle are as creepy as it can get as far as desk accessories are concerned. These Floating Miniature Skulls are made to float in a jar of moss with a black net over the top. The best part is that they seem to be floating in the dark. Place them on the coffee table and watch as your guests get frightened when one of the tiny skulls stares at them. Alternatively, you can place the jar in the fridge and install a hidden camera nearby to catch your victims’ reactions. I like that one better.

This jar of shrunken skulls can also set the tone for a Halloween Ghost-themed party. It gives a special kind of spooky ambiance to the room.

Cheeto Alien In A Tub Figurine With Glowing Water

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Alien In A Tub Figurine
So that happened. Now you know what it looks like when an alien takes a relaxing bath. It looks like this may be the elusive Cheeto species of alien, so I’m surprised he didn’t dissolve in the water. Anyway, now you can own your very own Alien In A Tub Figurine. The water even glows under a black light. I’m glad his Cheeto alien privates are underwater. I don’t need to be seeing an alien Cheeto d**k! Hmmm. Maybe that’s what a bag of Cheetos is: just a big bag of alien d**ks! Let that sink in.

Creepy Miniature Head In A Jar Pendants

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Miniature Head In A Jar Pendants
If I could I would collect the heads of my enemies, shrink them down and wear them as miniature head in a jar pendants. I’d be like Mr. T only creepier. Well, these are not my enemies, but it’s a start. I wonder if they offer heads in a can. I just find that they keep better with less spoilage. Maybe in a ziploc? Heck, just wrap them in foil. I need variety in my miniature heads. Speaking of heads in a box, check out ole general custer.

Miniature Monster Dioramas

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Miniature Monster Dioramas
Etsy seller MrHamiltonArt likes to make monsters. He’s a real Victor Frankenstein. He makes all kinds of cool Miniature Monster Dioramas that you can display on your desk or wherever. His shop has Sharkman, Dracula, a Werewolf, Frankenstein, a Xenomorph and many more. They are equally cute and creepy. I gotta collect them all.
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Cute Tiny Raven Skull Leather Journal

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Tiny Raven Skull Leather Journal
Awwww. Wook at the cute wittle Tiny Raven Skull Leather Journal. You can take this out in the field and write about your adventures. For me that would be peeing in the woods. That’s about all the adventure I can take. Looking at nature, then peeing in it as God intended. It’s how the flowers grow. Your welcome. I’m like a beneficial fairie just flitting through the woods, creating life. Sometimes pooping. When nature calls, I answer. Glad to help out. Pro tip: Never wipe with leaves of three. If it has leaves of three, let it be. Trust my rashy bunghole on that one.