So that happened. Now you know what it looks like when an alien takes a relaxing bath. It looks like this may be the elusive Cheeto species of alien, so I’m surprised he didn’t dissolve in the water. Anyway, now you can own your very own Alien In A Tub Figurine. The water even glows under a black light. I’m glad his Cheeto alien privates are underwater. I don’t need to be seeing an alien Cheeto d**k! Hmmm. Maybe that’s what a bag of Cheetos is: just a big bag of alien d**ks! Let that sink in.
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If I could I would collect the heads of my enemies, shrink them down and wear them as miniature head in a jar pendants. I’d be like Mr. T only creepier. Well, these are not my enemies, but it’s a start. I wonder if they offer heads in a can. I just find that they keep better with less spoilage. Maybe in a ziploc? Heck, just wrap them in foil. I need variety in my miniature heads.
Etsy seller MrHamiltonArt likes to make monsters. He’s a real Victor Frankenstein. He makes all kinds of cool Miniature Monster Dioramas that you can display on your desk or wherever. His shop has Sharkman, Dracula, a Werewolf, Frankenstein, a Xenomorph and many more. They are equally cute and creepy. I gotta collect them all.
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Awwww. Wook at the cute wittle Tiny Raven Skull Leather Journal. You can take this out in the field and write about your adventures. For me that would be peeing in the woods. That’s about all the adventure I can take. Looking at nature, then peeing in it as God intended. It’s how the flowers grow. Your welcome. I’m like a beneficial fairie just flitting through the woods, creating life. Sometimes pooping. When nature calls, I answer. Glad to help out. Pro tip: Never wipe with leaves of three. If it has leaves of three, let it be. Trust my rashy bunghole on that one.
I need another creepy ornament on my tree like I need a hole in my head, but this Mini Skull Ornament looks pretty sweet. Ornaments like this make Christmas look like the day of the dead. Maybe I’ll put a little Santa hat on him or attach him to a reindeer body. This is sure to get me some extra gifts from Santa. Santa loves a creepy Christmas tree. Little known fact.