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$6,500.00 Fiberglass Python

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fiberglass snakeSnakes! Why’d it have to be snakes? This 14 foot fiberglass python will scare the bejesus out of anything and anyone in your yard. It basically looks like one long bloody entrail. It weighs about 75-80 lbs. Not that size matters.

This should keep any form of life well away from your yard. Especially those boy scouts that collect canned food and leave that bag on your door so it ends up floating around in your yard, making you look like you are a pig. Yeah, I hate that. This should keep those little patch-earning fetuses away.
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Duck Pirate Ship: Shiver Me Timbers (And Tailfeathers)

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duck pirate shipAhoy Matey. This be the scurge o the seven seas. When this here vessel hits ye with broadsides and makes to board ye, the crew be not intent on playing duck duck goose…What the duck?

This ducked up pirate ship is $2,500.00 worth of whacked out awesomeness from Etsy seller spiderjelly. It is made of fiberglass, doll parts, chains, a barbie doll, wood, aluminum, wire and more. Look at those broadsides and the cool duck woman figurehead.

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