Poison Herbs Hand Towels

Poison Herbs Hand Towels

Whether you’re talking Bloodroot, Nightshade, Hemlock, Poison Ivy or Wolfsbane, poison herbs will mess you up. That’s why you can’t just go eating everything you see in the woods. I learned that lesson the hard way on a cold autumn night that involved some found mushrooms and a 12 hour war with the gnome-folk. And let me tell ya, the gnome-folk ain’t nuttin to f**k with. The whole thing was Just Plain Weird. I woke up with no clothes and a pointy hat in a very unusual place.

Luckily, I never came across any Poisonous plants like those on these Poison Herbs Hand Towels. These are great decor for you wild women and witches, or those who just love nature. They will not only look great in your home, but they will help to remind you about what these herbs look like in the wild. I wish I had had these for mushrooms. I could have avoided a lot of trouble and preparation H on that fateful night. They come in both black and white to fit in with your living space perfectly. If you like deadly nature stuff, these are the towels for you. They come as a set or individually.

Deer Caught On Camera Having Epic Slap Fight

Deer Caught On Camera Having Epic Slap Fight
Sure, we tend to focus on the scary stuff here at creepbay, but we are also about the weird. Like two deer having a slap fight! Oh yeah!

Who you calling Bambi Biatch? I’ll slap the antlers off you! SLAP! I’m calling you Bambi biatch cuz that hunter bagged your mom! SLAP! Don’t you talk about my mother! SLAP! I’ll talk about your mother all I want. She’ll do anybody as long as they have the doe! Get it? Doe? Her name is dil right? Dil Doe? Ha ha ha ha! Your mom’s a dil doe! SLAP!
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Gothic Raven Ring

Gothic Raven Ring
This Gothic Raven Ring is pretty sweet. Squawk! Nevermore! Nevermore! I mean never wore. This ring has never been worn. That I know of anyway. Pro tip: Do not leave this shiny ring out where a raven can get it. They love shiny things and collect them. I had one raven steal a whole bunch of shiny trinkets from me once. Those shiny trinkets were nails holding my house together. So now you know why I’m typing all out in the open, with my walls on the ground around me. God I hate birds!

Life-Size Needle Felted Two Headed Hatchling Faux Taxidermy

two headed baby bird faux taxidermy
Ah, the miracle of life. Make that mutation. This Life-Size Needle Felted Two Headed Hatchling should serve all of your felted fowl decorative needs. Basically what we are talking about here is a felted bird fetus. With two heads. Big deal. I create these things all the time when I microwave my Easter Peeps.

Although mine don’t look like they fell out of an egg while doing the nasty. I know they’re conjoined and all, but that big guy in back looks like he is really going to town on that other one. What can a small head do, but lay there and take it? Poor guy. It’ll be over soon. Then big head will just do it again. And again. For your whole felted life. Nature can be so cruel.

Leaf-it! Leaf Sticky Notes

leaf-itThese Leaf-it! Leaf Sticky Notes look just like real leaves. You know, the kind that grow on trees. Outside. You’ve probably seen pictures on the internet. Trust me, they exist. They aren’t just places for Keebler elves to make cookies.

These Leaf-it sticky notes are so real looking, I don’t recommend them for people who live in the woods. (Again, look it up on the internet. It’s a magical place full of the previously mentioned trees.) You’ll spend all day just looking for your to-do list because some squirrel ran off with it and is now using it as bedding.
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