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VHS Horror Movie Rug

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VHS Horror Movie Rug

This VHS Horror Movie Rug is sweet. All of my favorites are here. Friday the 13th. Scream. Child’s Play. Nightmare On Elm Street. This rug will bring back memories of all of your VHS favorites. Here’s an idea. Put on this blindfold. Now I’m going to spin you around and you walk on the rug. Whatever you land on, that’s what we are watching tonight. Oh man! You walked past the VHS Horror Movie rug and stepped in some cat puke. I guess you’re watching the cats tonight while I go to the movies.

This Horror Movie Word Search will keep you company. Laterz!

Horror Film Knives

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Horror Film Knives
These Horror Film Knives are going to look great in your kitchen. They are for “decorative purposes only”, but I’m a rebel so I’m gonna chop my vegetables with these maybe display one sticking out of a pumpkin or something. That’s one way to scare up some dinner. Ha ha ha. I made a funny. Anywho, these are great for horror fans. I’m not only a fan, but I’ve been in the horror business for… Let’s see, how long have I been married? I kid. I kid. But seriously, these knives will make company think twice about eating at your place.

Funko Mopeez Classic Horror Plushies

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Funko Mopeez Classic Horror Plushies
Feeling mopey? Yeah, me too.It’s cuz I don’t have any of these Funko Mopeez Classic Horror Plushies. I knew I was missing something in my life. It was a bunch of cuddly horror movie killers. You know what else is a horror movie killer? Diarrhea! Well, it’s a movie killer in general. Too many milk duds and a river of coke in my stomach. That’s why I always bring a change of pants to the theater. Lifehacks people!

Horror Movie Magnets Make Your Fridge Frightful

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Horror Movie Magnets Make Your Fridge Frightful
Cryptocurium makes these cool Horror Movie Magnets that will make people scream when they see your fridge. You can buy them all in one set or individually. I would buy the set just so I could have an all-star dream team of psychos. There’s Ghostface from Scream, Freddy Krueger, Jason, Leatherface, Michael Myers, Dracula and more. You’ll never be brave enough to raid the fridge again, so it’s a great dieting tool.

Scream Ghostface Necklace Pendant

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Scream Ghostface Necklace Pendant
This Scream Ghostface Necklace Pendant is a real scream. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. In my case, I’m screaming cuz I don’t have any. Just checked the freezer. I also cried for a half hour, but I’m too lazy to go to the store. So basically, I feel like this guy looks. If I did have ice cream, it wouldn’t have a ghost of a chance of lasting more than an hour.

But I digress. Just sayin’ this pendant is pretty damn cool.