These Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark Coasters are freaking me out man. Too terrifying. These tales are chilling, even blood curdling. Stories like… Tax time! *screams* Or… Your furnace is going to cost you 4 grand to fix! *sobbing on the floor. Make it stop. No more. No more.* Truly scary stories in the dark or in the light. Or even in candlelight. *shudders* Someone hold me.
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Bat Towel Set – Tea Towels Of Terror
Look what we have here. A Bat Towel Set is awesome. It features the Flying Fox, the Leaf Nosed bat, and the Spectre. I love bats in the belfry at breakfast in Belfast before my bowels break bad… I probably shouldn’t have tacos for breakfast. You live you learn. Anyway, these are going to look good in your kitchen. I can’t wait to wipe my hands on these flying horrors. Until I get yelled at by the wife like I always do.
Goth Gift Wrap – Cover It In Bats
If you want to cover gifts in bats, you don’t need a bunch of dead bats and a glue stick. What you need is Goth Gift Wrap. It’s a classier way to bathe something in bats. Elegant in fact. I plan to wrap a pile of guano meticulously and leave it on my neighbor’s doorstep. He’ll go batsh*t crazy. Hey, I care enough to give the very best.
Bird People X-Rays – Ooh La La
These Bird People X-Rays from DrDublinArtGallery are pretty sexy. I wish I was the photographer on this shoot. “That’s it, baby. Shake those tail-feathers. Keep that beak up. Now wrap those wings around yourself and look all coy. You saucy swallow, how did you get high heels on those talons?”
Not gonna lie, I’m kinda turned on. I wanna ravage that raven and seduce that swallow. You silly little woodpecker, come here and knock on wood.
Coffin Gatefold Laser Cut Wedding Invitations
Ohhh fancy schmancy! Check out these Coffin Gatefold Laser Cut Wedding Invitations. So creep-chic. Reminds me of my first marriage. Till death do us part? Uh. I think I may have made a mistake. Do you want to take up skydiving my dear? She didn’t. so here we are. Man, these invitations are slick. I would use these for every creepy occasion.