These Bird People X-Rays from DrDublinArtGallery are pretty sexy. I wish I was the photographer on this shoot. “That’s it, baby. Shake those tail-feathers. Keep that beak up. Now wrap those wings around yourself and look all coy. You saucy swallow, how did you get high heels on those talons?”
Not gonna lie, I’m kinda turned on. I wanna ravage that raven and seduce that swallow. You silly little woodpecker, come here and knock on wood.
Well, I was going to make a crude comment about an exam, but since everything is right there for everyone to see, I guess that won’t be necessary. Instead, I’ll just say that you have a nice pelvis and those X-Ray Leggings don’t give you a hint of Pelvis-toe, which is refreshing. Good job. You are looking good in the neighborhood sister!
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Who’s that sexy chick with the femurs that go on forever? And that pelvis! That gluttonous maximus. Wait, that’s a muscle isn’t it? Whatever. This calendar is like calcium, cuz I just grew a bone if ya know what I’m sayin’. I like big bones and I can not lie… These girls got to many skeletons in the closet though. This Eizo: Pin-up Calendar features x-rays of skeleton pin-ups instead of, you know, pin-ups with their flesh.
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Whoa. Nice bones ladies. Nice bones. I mean it. I would never fib…ula. What’s that? You find me humorous? I was worried I would come off too stern…um. Mind if I check out your carpal tunnel? *SLAP* Damn. Just talking about your bones. Anyway, these Designer Skeleton Costumes from BADINKA let people see right into your skin like you are a walking X-ray. And consider me the TSA, cuz I like what I’m seeing. I might even have to pat you down.
These bones have a healthy glow about them. Not sure where the butterflies came from in that one below though. Wait, I get it. I knew these girls were into me. She’s got butterflies in her stomach. Or bone-r-flies. Uh, that doesn’t sound right.
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Here I go again, coming through for you in the clutch. Even if I don’t know what that means. I just wanted to do something clever with the word clutch, aside from being told not to grind it because I’m used to driving an automatic. Anyway, check this out girls. This is a Glow in the Dark Skeleton Clutch. It’s got skeletal ribs on the front and feet with legs in the back. It also glows in the dark like that lasagna I accidentally left in the microwave overnight. The plus side is that that dinner now powers my house like lasagna-plutonium.
Anyway are you the sexy lady that can pull off this creepy cool clutch and look oh so sexy? I say yes because you got it going on girl! Get down wit yo bad self!
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