I don’t know about you, but I like my plants to grow out of bone. It’s one way that I can bone up on my gardening skills. There’s nothing like succulents growing from a skull. This Gothic Human Skull Planter with Saucer is exactly what you need for your home or orifice. I mean office. Man, what a typo. Perfect for your Gothic garden.
Tag: gothic
Gothic Gargoyle Guardian Statue
This Gothic Gargoyle Guardian Statue is pretty badass. I recently bought one of these for the corner of my house so I know he’s a good guardian. This guy protected me from the neighbor’s cat that was squished under its massive weight as it slid off my roof. I probably should have used another roll of duct tape.
Metal Bird Skull Cabinet Knobs
These Metal Bird Skull Cabinet Knobs are cool. “Hey, where do you keep your glasses?” Oh, it’s the cabinet on the right, with the dead bird skull on it. Not the ones that are, you know, normal. Cuz I don’t do normal. And not the ones with miniature human skulls on them. That’s where I keep… Other things. I shouldn’t have even mentioned it. Just forget it.
Stained Glass Ravens
You don’t see too many Stained Glass Ravens in the wild. Probably because they shatter so easily. But these will look great in your yard or home. It’s the perfect decor for your already Goth and spooky abode. You can never have too many ravens. If you had none, you would have nothing to rave about after all. Man, I really crack myself up, but not really cuz I’m not made of glass.
Book Of Spells Skeleton Cats Sweatshirt
What the? Are those cats witches? Sorry cats, just making fun. Geesh, you guys need to grow a thicker skin. Haahhahahaha. Thicker skin. Get it? Cuz you have no skin. I crack me up. Anywho, this Book Of Spells Skeleton Cats Sweatshirt is amazing. There’s nothing like two cat corpses doing the magic. Absolutely purrfect!