These Cast Iron Skeleton Bookends demonstrate what happens when you read books. You got knowledge between your skull halves son. Brain matter. Smarts. Fancy word stuffs. Of course, if you put these on a high shelf and one falls and hits ya on the head, none of that matters, so… Let’s keep these at eye level k? K.
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Cast Iron Octopus Tea Cup or Jewelry Holder
Add some pizzazz to your kitchen by displaying your tea cups in the outstretched arms of an octopus. This Cast Iron Octopus Tea Cup or Jewelry Holder has eight arms to hold either tea cups or jewelry, or anything else you can think of. I like it cuz it kinda looks like he’s pissed off and just ready to throw cups everywhere. I can relate to that. This octopus and I are gonna be good friends.
Cast Iron Skeleton Hand Bottle Openers
Hey, give me a hand with this bottle cap will ya? *Holds out my hand. Someone slaps one of these Cast Iron Skeleton Hand Bottle Openers in my hand* Uh… That’s not what I had in mind. Okay, I’ll try it. Have at it skeleton hand! Whoa! Pretty good. This thing pops caps easier than a LA street gang. *Shakes hands with the skeleton hand* You’re alright Mr. skeleton hand. Ohhhhh. You make a great back scratcher too. Nice.
Knock-Jaw: Cast Iron Skull Door Knocker
The Knock-Jaw: Cast Iron Skull Door Knocker lets guests take matters into their own hands when they hit your doorstep. By matters, I mean they take this skeleton’s jaw into their hands and knock on your door. Maybe you can leave some nuts out so they can crush them in this guy’s mouth and have a good treat.
Real nice. Someone shows up at your house and you tell them to eat your nuts.
Hey, I never had guests before. I’m doing my best. Maybe set out some tiny wieners?
In that case, maybe you should just stand outside naked.
Yeah well… Maybe that’s why I invited you over, so I could have a tiny wiener. Snap! Burn son! Oh, that didn’t sound good did it? You’re probably leaving now right? Yeah, a bit awkward. Now I get why the only people who come to the door are UPS guys and random people with bibles.