Before we get into these Black raven Brooches, I have to brooch the subject. That subject? Ravens. Also, I witnessed a murder guys. A murder of ravens. It’s a murder of crows you idiot! Shut up! You don’t know what I murdered. Oops! This doesn’t count as a confession does it? I think you might be right. They were crows. How many did you murder? Not sure. I’ll need to enlist the help of a band to find out. Huh? Counting crows… I hate you! Really? Every else is raven about me! Kill me!
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Check out this Raven Crow Skull Necklace. It has talons gripping the skull as if some other bird is giving this skull a Vulcan mind meld. “My mind to your mind, my thoughts to your thoughts”. It’s a badass necklace, that’s for sure. Also, that’s so raven! Am I right? They should have a TV show where everyone wears this. You know what it would be called? America’s Got Talons! Get it? I know, that was terrible. People just aren’t raven over my jokes they way I thought they would.
This Gothic Raven Ring is pretty sweet. Squawk! Nevermore! Nevermore! I mean never wore. This ring has never been worn. That I know of anyway. Pro tip: Do not leave this shiny ring out where a raven can get it. They love shiny things and collect them. I had one raven steal a whole bunch of shiny trinkets from me once. Those shiny trinkets were nails holding my house together. So now you know why I’m typing all out in the open, with my walls on the ground around me. God I hate birds!
This Creepy Gothic Crow Doll is caw caw cool. I’m gonna name it Alistair Crow-ly cuz he/she looks like an evil magician type.Then I’m gonna take more black and white pictures of him/her. Do you know that the bird is the word? Bird bird bird, bird is the word!
Man, this is a dark Creepy Kitchen Towel Set. I don’t own any towels cuz I mostly use my shirt for a towel, but if I owned these, I would wait until a guest used them and say stuff like, “Leave and never darken my towels again.” Or “So you throw in the towel eh? I win again! Best of three?” Towels are fun. They’re towel-toly awesome! Don’t towel anyone I said so.
You get a heart, a skull and a raven. Wait that’s a crow. I think I just ate crow.
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