What the shizz?!!? Uh… You ugly. These Disturbies Horror Dolls are well named. Everything about ’em is disturbing. Look at that smile? What the hell he just eat that’s dripping all out his nasty mouth? Dude is like a fetus with a 50-year-old’s hair too. How? Why? Oh, I see. The seller says it is “born from flesh, blood, pus, spunk, and everything wrong. For you to love and cherish. Forever.”
Yeah, that clears it all up. That is one creepy doll.
What the? Are those cats witches? Sorry cats, just making fun. Geesh, you guys need to grow a thicker skin. Haahhahahaha. Thicker skin. Get it? Cuz you have no skin. I crack me up. Anywho, this Book Of Spells Skeleton Cats Sweatshirt is amazing. There’s nothing like two cat corpses doing the magic. Absolutely purrfect!
I love this Vampire Heart Necklace. For real. And I don’t have any “stake” in the company. You know what this Vampire’s favorite song is? “Shot through the heart and you’re to blame…” You know what his favorite TV channel is? Spike TV. Of course. His cholesterol used to be good, but now he definitely has clogged arteries. He suffered a heart attack for real.
These Black Raven Wine Glasses will look right at home in your humble abode, be it a humble Halloween hovel or a humble haunted house. I like a little Raven with my wine, like I like a little crow with my champagne. These vessels look smoky and eerie. Inspired by Edgar Allan Poe me some more!
There’s a skull floating in my whiskey. No, there’s whiskey floating around a skull! This Phantom Skull Decanter and Personalized Glasses Set adds a touch a macabre to your drinks. I don’t know about you but I tend to drink enough already that I see all kinds of stuff floating in my decanter and glasses. Look, there’s a ghoul floating in my drink right now. Away with you specter! Oh wait, that’s just cat hair. A pretty huge clump too. You really shouldn’t set your drink down for 2 hours with a house full of cats.