Hmmmm. Do I really want my finger to be bitten for all time? I’ll have to think about that. This Human Teeth Ring is cool and all, but if I wanted that, I would just stick my finger in someone’s mouth. If I wear this, am I teething? Do I have to brush these when I brush my own? I have no idea. But I kinda still wanna wear it.
Tag: halloween
Sugar Skull Shower Curtain Hooks
Add some creepy accents to your shower curtain and no I don’t mean blood ya degenerates. Stop watching Psycho. I’m talking about Sugar Skull Shower Curtain Hooks. These will add just a bit of dark fun to any shower. The seller has all kinds of shower hooks: spiders, skeletons, pirates and more. Hey, I may not have had a shower since last week, but I still want it to look like Halloween in there. Makes sense right?
Pocket Coffin Wallet
When you think about it, a coffin is nothing but a wallet for a dried up old corpse. So this Pocket Coffin Wallet makes sense. You put dead presidents in it. And with a coffin wallet in your pocket, you’ll feel like the Grim Reaper. It’s the preferred way for Goths to pay. Pretty cool. There are all kinds of colors and styles available.
Lovecraftian Monster Mug With Fangs
You gotta love a mug that bites you everytime you take a sip of your morning Joe. In fact, if your name is Joe, you are IT’S morning Joe. I’ll take sugar, cream, and about a hundred razor sharp fangs. How is that for a little cup of horror to start your day right? This Lovecraftian Monster Mug With Fangs is the best part of waking up.
Pastel Goth Coffin Hoodie
I like my hoodies with coffins and Ouija board planchettes flying all over the place like there was an explosion at a funeral home during a seance. This Pastel Goth Coffin Hoodie recreates that experience and we love it. Pastel. Check. Goth. Check. Coffins. Check. It’s all here and looking good! The pockets should be coffin shaped as well.