Coffin Bottle Opener – Rest In Pabst

Coffin Bottle Opener - Rest In Pabst
Every drink brings you and your liver one step closer to the grave, so why not pop those tops with the Coffin Bottle Opener? This bottle opener is Midnight Black in color with black hardware and a Cap Catcher. It’s a great piece of Gothic home decor. Drink ’em if you got ’em.

The only problem is now I need a coffin shaped recycling bin for the bottles. Someone get on that.

The Book Of Monsters Journal Has Eyes

The Book Of Monsters Journal
Hmmmm. I wonder which monsters are in this Book Of Monsters Journal. Is it Frankenstein? Franken-Berry? The Wolfman? The guy who looks like the Wolfman, but really just needs a shave? I have no idea. But I like it. You could use this to jot down your thoughts about monsters, to draw monsters or to write then letters and beg them not to hurt you.

This Empty Box Has a Screaming Ghost Head Inside

This Empty Box Has a Screaming Ghost Head Inside
This Halloween, scare the bejesus out of everyone with this excellent prop. VFX Creates has the perfect prank for this year. What looks like an empty, but blood-splattered box, breaks open and a screaming ghost head lunges at your victim. Man, this thing is going to cause heart attacks. It will cost you almost $1,500, but is so worth it.

via Gizmodo

Blank Book of Shadows

Blank Book of Shadows
Man, I love this Blank Book of Shadows. I just got one and I’ve been filling it with shadows all day. I think I have the hang of it now. I just stand between the book and the lamp, make a camera shutter noise and capture my shadows on the page. I think I may have overdone it cuz every time I open this thing now BOOM instant night. Just blocks out all light.

Victorian Taxidermy Bat Frame

Victorian Taxidermy Bat Frame
This Victorian Taxidermy Bat Frame is going to look lovely next to my Puffer Fish lamps. He looks like he wants a hug. Do you want a hug little guy? Aww. I’ll hug ya. NO NOT THE FACE. NOT THE FACE! Victorian bats go hard! No worries. Nothing a little plastic surgery won’t fix. And by plastic surgery I mean, Imma cut up my credit card in case I ever wanna buy something like this again.